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Not sure what the thought process here was but unfortunate all the way around.

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Gunlock Falls are currently flowing at Gunlock State Park!

Be respectful. Be considerate. Be safe🙌

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The Parade of Homes isn’t about architecture.

It’s about 8,000 people walking through houses they cannot afford…
judging them like they’re on HGTV.

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You’ve got:

👨‍💼 The “Builder Critic” Guy

He framed one basement in 2009 and now he’s in every home saying:

“Yeah I wouldn’t have done that beam like that.”

Sir.
You live in Bloomington Hills with popcorn ceilings.

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🏌️ The Recently Successful Sales Bro

Walks in and says:
“Yeah this is clean. Super clean.”

He doesn’t know what clean means.
His bedroom is full of empty energy drinks and ego.

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🧠 The Vision Board Lady

She whispers:
“This is my manifestation.”

Ma’am, you just screenshot the backsplash.

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🧢 The Local Who’s Low-Key Bitter

“Yeah it’s nice… but I wouldn’t pay that.”

Brother, you couldn’t pay that.

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The Wine Mom Group

4 women walking through.
One says:
“This is SUCH a vibe.”
Another says:
“Imagine book club here.”

None of them have finished a book since 2016.

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🏌️ The Semi-Retired California Guy

He says:
“This is such a deal compared to Orange County.”

That’s because you moved here and turned it into Orange County.

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📏 The Spreadsheet Dad

He’s calculating price per square foot out loud.
He wants people to know he understands “equity.”

He once refinanced and it became his personality.

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💅 The Couple That Shouldn’t Be Here

They fight in every house.
She wants luxury.
He wants “responsible.”
She’s envisioning hosting.
He’s envisioning bankruptcy court.

They will leave, silent, and go to Chick-fil-A.

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🥶 The Quiet Comparison

This is the real one.

Everyone is silently measuring themselves against the house.
Not the layout.
Their life.
“Are we behind?”
“Should we be further?”
“Did we miss something?”

It’s not inspiration. It’s status anxiety in stucco form.

We just put this on our must see list!! Only about 35-45 min away from St.George 🙌

Thank you for the info!
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As the Parade of Homes comes to an end this video is perfect 🤣😂

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St.George homes are on another level…..

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What do I think?….. I think I’m broke🫠

😂😂😂 Stoked to see the Parade of Homes this year!!🙌