WTFK RADIO

Okay, just hear us out. What if instead of wind chimes, you use hot dogs. The soothing sound of wind meat.

We're not saying the punctuation is wrong, but we sure hope it is.

WTFK did you know
That humans are the only species that will eat each other's as****es, but ask for a clean spoon at a restaurant when it falls on the floor?

We can assure you that we are not contributing writers for Sesame Street, but if we were, we'd teach your fu**in hell spawn about real world issues like this.

Dr. Shiggles Advice Column
Him: Hey doc, my girlfriend wants me to go down on her, but she has an ugly va**na
Dr Shiggles: Well, if her cooter looks to weigh about four abortions, don't eat it. That s**ts been scraped more times than a toddler's knees. Your best bet is to do**he her turd cutter with vinegar and mineral spirits and make her as***le pucker with a tongue lashing. You'll thank me for it, and so will she.

Here at the WTFK studio we have some rules in the work place. Not many, but there are some.

Throwback Thursday Photo Dump

Dr. Shiggles Advice Column
Her: Dr., how do I get my husband to stop calling me a washing machine?
Dr. Shiggles: Easy, stop letting the neighbor put dirty loads in you while your husband is at work w***e.

With Halloween approaching quickly, the easiet costume to come up with on such short notice would be a fu**ing re**rd. [Editors note: The image below is an artist's rendition of what an actual re**rd could possibly look like.]

WTFK Fun Fact #209
Nothing will f**k you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order.

The face you make while cochese is working his tongue overtime swirling your taco bean into a frothy lather and then slides his two thick fu**in cuban cigar lookin fingers up inside your Arby's meat sleeve as he tries to see if your ovaries are ticklish and makes you drool like a re**rd.

WTFK Word of the Day
Mellencamp (n.) When a man s**ts a hammerhead so massive that his prostate is stimulated to the point he c**s a little while he's taking the s**t. Called a Mellencamp because it hurts so good. "John gave himself a Mellencamp after eating half a block of government cheese."
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