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Does The Unipiper have what it takes to be 'Rose City Certified'? 🌹Find out in this week's edition of Unipiper's Portland where I check in with the good folks at Travel Portland!
"Fine, you won't see me shopping here ever again!" 😂 To be clear, when I first rolled in, security told me that I could not ride my unicycle in the mall. 2 minutes later, security apologized to me and said I was good. 30 min later, they came back and said I had to leave immediately with no explanation. 🤷♂️
08/09/2026
How much security does it take to remove the Unipiper from your premises? 🤔 Good thing they called for backup! 🤣
08/09/2026
This amazing photo was taken by a fan approximately 5 minutes before I was thrown out of Lloyd Center today on the last day of operation for....reasons? I had been asked to come and help celebrate/play Amazing Grace as part of the festivities, but was kicked out by Paul Blart 🐷 after a half hour. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and now I have bragging rights. Save Lloyd Center Mall
08/08/2026
My favorite is now getting kicked out by Paul Blart on the last day of operation. Sorry, no Amazing Grace for this send-off. 😔
Come along with me through Portland’s vibrant streets. I'll be your personal guide to the hidden corners of the city. From movers and shakers to creators and weirds, I'm out to uncover the soul of Portland with every spin of the wheel. This summer-long series is just beginning, so drop your suggestions in the comments for where the Unipiper should go next in PDX. Cheers to First Thursday!
Ticket Giveaway! 🎟️Win a pair of tickets to this weekend's comiccon in Salem, .socialmedia! Just drop me a comment and I'll choose a random winner. How many of you picked up your copy of Godzilla vs. Portland yet?? 🦖🏢
03/07/2026
Portland's biggest celebration for the world's smallest park returns today! It's the annual .15k Mill Ends Race for the Gold! Come be a part of an authenticly silly Portland tradition and win sweet prizes. Registration begins at the park at 3:30, the race kicks off at 4pm with the Mill Ends Irish Red release-after-party happening immediately after, approximately 4:05pm. Big thanks to event sponsors , , and
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