The Unipiper

Portland's biggest celebration for the world's smallest park returns today! It's the annual .15k Mill Ends Race for the Gold! Come be a part of an authenticly silly Portland tradition and win sweet prizes. Registration begins at the park at 3:30, the race kicks off at 4pm with the Mill Ends Irish Red release-after-party happening immediately after, approximately 4:05pm. Big thanks to event sponsors , , and

This Veteran's Day, I'd like to salute to my grandfather, who, under this flag, and wearing a uniform very much like this, survived a kamikaze attack on his destroyer in the south Pacific on December 12, 1944.🇺🇸 I'm proud of his service and the service of all our veterans who have made sacrifices in service of defending democracy and defeating fascism in all its forms. May one day such sacrifices never be needed again. ☮️

Announcing a whole new way to enjoy The Unipiper: in a whiskey! 🥃I've teamed up with Bull Run Distillery to bring you 'The Unipiper', a very limited edition 7-year rye aged in rum barrels, with proceeds benefiting Weird Portland United. To celebrate the release, we're throwing a party on 11/20 at Koerner Camera Systems.🥳 Link below for full details and to RSVP.

Portland is not on fire, that's just me. 🔥

It was such a thrill to be included in the official art for 's 2025 conference and then get to welcome all of the attendees to PDX in person at the kick off party hosted by ! 🚎 I hope everyone enjoys their visit to the Rose City! 🌹