God gave me this too

REAL

IN SERVICE TO THE KING! 🫡 ALL HAIL FATHER OF EARTH, KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, THE RISEN ONE WILL NOW BEGIN HIS CONQUEST. I HAVE COME TO CONQUER!

I KNOW WHAT MY FOREARM SAYS BUT I WILL NEVER ABANDON you i.n. Even if it were for the better for YOU

I highly recommend picking these flowers!

I'M GOING TO BED!

Obviously you don't need me

One day I'll stop picking at these bug bite scabs on my ankles

I have a soft spot for women

This is breaking my heart which I didn't know was ever possible again!

Self-aggrandizing isn't the worst thing to be honest