Side-Eyed Wisdom

It was 80 degrees yesterday. I ain’t got time for this s**t. Shaq out till the temps higher than my age.

Amazing how fast common sense melts.

Forecast said “snow,” not “end times.”

Two days away and y’all already panickin’.

Fresh? Yeah, if you like bruised apples and missing hoagies.

Tech was supposed to fix life. Nah. Just stress my daw off.

Grocery roulette is fun… if you like losing every week.

Quiet fancy vibes ain’t value.

Smaller hoagie, bigger price tag. Really?

Premium? Yah, lemme see dat wooder…

That panic ain’t about the thing.

Funny what people mourn hardest.