Meanwhile In Florida

Meanwhile in , rapper Blueface was casually livestreaming from his home when somebody apparently decided the stream needed a surprise appearance from the entire SWAT team. Police say they received a false report claiming someone was threatening Blueface’s mother, sending officers rushing to the home and bringing everyone outside with their hands up. Police later determined the call was a hoax, because apparently watching the livestream normally just was not entertaining enough.

YES or NO? Has the Sunshine State become a magnet for foolishness from celebrities coming in from other states?

Meanwhile in , the First Lady of Jacksonville has decided to give a crash course on how to maintain the prestigious position of being wifey. She delivers a full dissertation and surgically explains her thesis while using her voice to communicate this important lesson to the rest of the Sunshine State.

YES or NO? Is the state of Florida officially doomed?

Meanwhile in , a bizarre domestic dispute in Lakeland reportedly uncovered something deputies were not expecting. According to Sheriff Grady Judd, 46 year old Christina Clemens called deputies claiming her 22 year old son, Shane Clemens, hit her. After his arrest, Shane allegedly told deputies that he and his mother had been involved in a sexual relationship since he was 18. When investigators questioned Christina, Judd said she responded that it had happened “about 100 times.” Both were charged with in**st, and Christina was also charged with adultery.

YES or NO? Is this one of the wildest Florida stories you have heard all year?

Meanwhile in , night owls from all walks of life come together and take the party from the venues straight into the streets. The stamina is unmatched, the energy stays high, and somehow they keep going all night long.

YES or NO: Can we all agree that Florida’s youth have an energy level that keeps the party going until the sun comes up?

Meanwhile in , it’s the flashback clip of the week! Apparently, even the kids are outside downtown partying .

YES or NO: Is Downtown Orlando Doomed ?

Is the internet doomed yes or no ?

Meanwhile in , our favorite Florida uncle, Plies, takes a look at our favorite Mar-a-Lago golfer, President Donald Trump, and his newly announced $5,000 “Trump Dividend” proposal. Trump says adult Americans could receive $5,000 if Republicans maintain control of Congress, though the proposal would still require congressional approval. Plies takes a look, and his reaction is priceless. 😂

YES or NO? 👀 Do you think Trump is actually going to give us the $5,000?

Meanwhile in … 👀 The state of Florida has become home to celebrities from all across the nation — and our favorite tattletale apparently celebrated the Lil Durk verdict a little too early. 😂 Mr. Hernandez, better known as Tekashi 6ix9ine, reportedly spent over $110,000 on a fireworks celebration and pre-recorded the event in anticipation of a guilty verdict. He also allegedly made more than $200,000 worth of bets with friends and other celebrities that Lil Durk would be found guilty on all charges. 😳

YES or NO: Can we all agree that Tekashi 6ix9ine might be the biggest crab in the state of Florida? 🦀😂

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Meanwhile in … 👀 Before Charleston White had his little issue in South Florida, he posted THIS the day before regarding the Lil Durk trial — and seemingly, Unc was FURIOUS about that verdict. 😭

Can we all agree, YES or NO: Unc might be the biggest crab of all time? 😂

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