Matt Routhiers Kitchen Table

I wish this was the view from the kitchen. Unfortunately Matt doesn't let me look out the window. Sigh.

Merry Christmas everyone.

I just want to share my throbbing emotions and shoot hot hug all over you

Matt taught me how to do the Dougie today. I've never felt so violated. And that's coming from me. People have had s*x on top of me.

I wish I was used more often. I feel like Matt's p***s

Ouch....

See everyone at the Rapids Theatre tonight and tomorrow for our first annual Battle of the Bands

My table is in the business of giving you the business

A pool table is not a kitchen table

Deaf people sound like Whales

tables dont speak english matt. everyone knows spanish is the basic language of any kitchen table