Poop Patty Productions

Legacy Media reports that the war with Iran and the closure of the Straits of Hormuz to all but China and Russia will lead to increased prices for oil, gas, and fertilizer. However, P**p Patty Productions has no intention of raising prices. Rather, we will consider implementing additional specials to ease the financial burden. We aim to collaborate with a farm-to-market business to provide reasonably priced, chemical-free, and guaranteed fresh cow manure. Choose P**p Patty Productions for your local shopping needs.

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Between inclement weather scheduled for the weekend and Monday's hand surgery, plus filling customer orders, we're not going to Whitehall Saturday. I do have customers scheduled for pickup over the weekend. I'll be glad when I can hire helpers!

P**p Patty Productions is NOW ACCEPTING: Venmo, Ca$h App, Zelle (Facebook won't allow but my bank does). Cash is king and always accepted. NO CHECKS OR PAYPAL.

I have had folks ask me about delivery. For now, I will deliver for $1 a mile with RT mileage. If the Iranian War continues & causes prices to skyrocket, my mileage will increase

NEW PRICING
Only impacts 20 lbs & below: NOW, 10 lbs & below is $5

P**p Patty Productions has been invited to participate April 18 at Pollinator Palooza. We will be selling & showing our products. Come say hello!

Cow fertilizer, or manure, is a nutrient-dense organic soil amendment that contains nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, and beneficial microorganisms, thereby enhancing soil fertility, improving structure, and increasing water-holding capacity. Its low, slow-release nutrient profile (approximately 3-2-1 NPK) renders it ideal for long-term soil conditioning.

Dried manure is great for more immediate use. You would not want to use excessively sun dried cow patties as you run the risk of losing nutrients.

Fresh moist manure is applied in the fall and not on plants. You would ideally use for composting to provide the heat.

Dried/Aged Cow Manure:
Pros: Safe for direct application, won't burn plants, adds organic matter, and increases nutrient availability.

Cons: Some nutrients (nitrogen) may leach out if left exposed to weather for too long.
Usage: Best for amending soil, potting mixes, or top-dressing beds.
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We have a discount program in place. Prices elsewhere have skyrocketed. I am staying low, and I hope the discounts will help.

NEW:
* New Clients: 5% off
* 10 bags or more: 10% off
* Return Clients: 15% off
* Refer a Client: 5% of next purchase

Dry cow patties are now available upon request.

20 pound bags now available: $5 per 20 pounds.