The Grumpy Mustache

We ain't sayin' it's the best sandwich EVER...
..because we try not to brag.

But if you ain't got the smarts to order this bad boy....that's on you...🤷‍♂️

Juicy Italian sausage. Grilled peppers. Grilled onions. Zero nonsense. Just a feel-good classic that doesn't need fancy words to prove itself.

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy... probably. 😎🌭

👀 I'm not asking y'all for a favor... but I'm kinda asking y'all for a favor. 👀

Every raffle ticket you buy gets me one step closer to getting 3 puppies, 5 kittens, 1 bird, and whatever random creature she decides to rescue next out of my house. 😒😂

It's really a win-win. You could walk away with a cooler, and I might actually get my couch back.

That's what the smart people call a symbiotic relationship. 😎

🧊 Cooler pickup will be at The Grumpy Mustache.

❤️ All proceeds benefit South Paw Rescue, so you're helping homeless animals while also helping maintain my remaining sanity.

Do the Mustache a solid... buy a ticket. 🍻

https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/win-a-yeti-cooler-2

Tickets can also be purchased in person! 😉 There is a contest going on with the servers!

😎 😎

When we aren't cooking food, or being grumpy, we're out creating community waves.

🚨 Tomorrow is National Chicken Wing Day. 🚨

And we're doing everyone a favor...

We're NOT serving chicken wings. 🍗❌

Because nothing says "celebrate" like disappointing people.

You're welcome. 😆 🤣 😂
Stay Grumpy, ya'll.

It's hotter than Satan's armpit but at least the mustaches look fabulous.

Be there, or be square!

⚾🐾 WE'RE HEADING BACK TO THE MYRTLE BEACH PELICANS! 🐾⚾

We're SO excited to be heading back to the Myrtle Beach Pelicans Stadium on Wednesday, July 29th! 🎉

If you've never been to one of these nights with us...you're missing out. It's an absolute RIOT! Great baseball, great food, great people, and of course...some adorable South Paw Rescue pups looking for their forever homes. ❤️🐶

Here's the best part...

🎟️ We need to sell just 15 tickets!

When you purchase your ticket through South Paw Rescue, you'll:
✅ Get a discounted ticket
✅ Help support the rescue
✅ Spend an awesome evening cheering on the Pelicans with us!

Grab your family, your friends, and come enjoy a summer night at the ballpark while helping save lives.

Who's coming with us? ⚾🐕💙 Link for tickets, below!
https://www.gofevo.com/event/Southpaw28

Ugh... it's Monday. 🙄

Life is disappointing. Your coworkers are annoying. Your inbox is already a disaster. And some genius just planted their giant beach umbrella directly in front of your chair.
We can't fix any of that.

But the deviled eggs don't suck.

🥓 Bacon BBQ Deviled Eggs loaded with crispy bacon and smoky BBQ sauce.

Eat your feelings.

We won't judge. Or will we? 🤔
😆 🤣 😂