Poop Patrollers

🐶💩 Be honest… how bad is the backyard right now?

Life is busy. Kids, work, weather — it piles up FAST.

We scoop so you don’t have to.

✔ Weekly
✔ Biweekly
✔ Monthly
✔ Pet-safe & reliable

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Your yard should be for playing — not dodging landmines.

💥 BIWEEKLY & MONTHLY DISCOUNT 💥

Only $20 per bucket for recurring clients!

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🐶💩 We Scoop So You Don’t Have To! 💩🐶

Life’s busy — let us handle the backyard mess.

At P**p Patrollers, we provide professional dog waste removal for
👉 $25 per 5-gallon bucket

Simple pricing. Honest service. No contracts required.

Whether you need a one-time cleanup or routine visits, we’ll leave your lawn clean, fresh, and ready for family and pets to enjoy.

✔ Safe & sanitary
✔ Affordable rates
✔ Friendly service
✔ Satisfaction focused

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Cleaner yard. Happier home.

Bundle & Save with P**p Patrollers!

Take advantage of our Double Service Special:
Professional Lawn Care + Pet Waste Removal at a discounted rate.

Prefer individual services? No problem!
We also offer:
• Lawn mowing only
• Dog waste cleanup only
• Spring yard cleanups
• One-time service options

Clean yard. Fresh cut. No mess.

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Tired of the “p**p treasure hunt” every time you let the dog out?

Let P**p Patrollers handle it with discounted biweekly service — no contracts, no stress, no mess.

💰 $20 per 5-gallon bucket
🗓 Regular scheduled cleanups
🌱 A yard you can actually enjoy

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Lawn mowing + dookie disposal wrapped together with a discount!

Why hire two companies when you can call one?
We keep your grass cut and your yard clean — all in one visit.

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✅ One-time services available
✅ Lawn service only
✅ Dog waste cleanup only
✅ Spring cleanups

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P**p Patrollers

💩🐶 Dog P**p Pickup Made Easy! 🐶💩

Tired of dealing with the mess? We’ve got it covered!

P**p Patrollers offers professional dog waste removal for
👉 $25 per 5-gallon bucket

Fast. Affordable. No contracts required.

Whether it’s a one-time cleanup or you need regular service, we’ll leave your yard clean, fresh, and ready to enjoy.

✔ Reliable
✔ Affordable
✔ Pet-friendly service
✔ No mess left behind

📱 414-232-7952
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Let P**p Patrollers handle the dirty work so you don’t have to!