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Welcome to Virgin Eatz! I’m Beauti and he’s Tha Boss. We realized there is a whole world of food out there we haven't touched yet, so we’re changing that!
We’re visiting restaurants and trying dishes for the very first time
# # Virgin Eatz Review: David Allan Allan’s Smokehouse 💨🔥
Hey Eatz Family! It’s **Beauti** back again with another honest breakdown. This time, **Tha Boss** and I pulled up to David Allan Allan’s Smokehouse to see if the flavor matched the fire.
The atmosphere? Honestly, it’s a whole vibe. The staff was absolutely awesome—welcoming, fun, and really made us feel at home. But you know we’re here for the plate! 🍽️
Here is the "Virgin Eatz" verdict:
# # # The Lineup 📋
* **The Brisket:** It was definitely tender, but it just lacked that deep, smoky flavor we were looking for.
* **The Mac & Cheese:** This was a miss for me. It was pretty bland, and y’all know I live for a good cheese pull—this one just didn't have it. 🧀🚫
* **The Fried Wings:** They had great flavor, but they were fried a bit too hard for my personal liking. 🍗
* **The Coleslaw:** A huge 👎 from the table.
* **The Cornbread:** **WINNER.** Delicious, moist, and perfectly sweet. We couldn't get enough! 🌽✨
* **Strawberry Lemonade:** Super refreshing and hit the spot. 🍓🍋
# # # The Scores ⭐️
**Tha Boss:** 4/10
**Beauti:** 5/10
Great people and a great environment, but the sides and seasoning didn't quite sweep us off our feet this time. Have you been here? Let us know if we caught them on an off day! 👇
04/25/2026
Trying David Alan Alan's Smokehouse & Saloon located inside MKE Public Market......Popping DAA cherry🍒
Beauti & Tha Boss: Dinner Edition 🍴🚫
Checking out Twisted Fisherman today and the vibes were better than the food.
The Good: Shrimp Tacos (6/10) and Crab Cakes and Oysters (7/10).
The Bad: That Bluegill was a 2/10... zero seasoning. The green beans were undercooked and the flavors were just bland across the board.
Final Verdict:
💖 Beauty: 2/10
💪 The Boss: 3/10
Not the 10/10 night we wanted! Have you been here? What was your experience? 👇
On a mission to transform 'I’ve never had that' into 'I’m hooked on that.' Exploring the world of flavor, one first-time bite at a time. 🍴🍽🥡🍔🍕
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