Amy's Cab

A taxi cab was speeding and got pulled over by the police. As the officer approached the window he said papers please...the driver said scissors, I win, and drove off...

A few minutes later, the driver turned to his passenger and said "I think he wants to play again, he's following us..."

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Be safe this weekend. if you need a ride home...call (573) 434-4277

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Okay...Just to shut Facebook up...

Because it keeps telling me that I haven't posted in such a long long long time...

Here is my best Taxi Joke... ever...

A passenger gets into a taxi...

The Taxi Driver approaches the first signal light...and it is red...and the Taxi Driver blows right thru it...

The passenger in the back seat says..."Hey, what are you doing???"..."That light was red...???"

The Taxi Driver says...,"Oh, please, don't worry about it, me and my brother, we do it all the time...

As the Taxi Driver approaches the second signal light...it is red...and the Taxi Driver blows right thru it...

The passenger in the back seat says..."Hey, what the heck are you doing???"..."You have very precious cargo back here"..."That light was red...???"

The Taxi Driver says...,"Oh, please don't worry about it, me and my brother, we do it all the time...

And as the Taxi Driver approaches the third signal light... it's green...and he stops...

The passenger in the backseat says... "What are you doing???"...

The Taxi Driver says..."My brother might be coming to the other way..."

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"Party Hard" - and then call "Amy's Cab"
for a safe ride home 24/7/365
No pickup fees...
No wait fees...
No surge charges...

HaPpY NeW YeArS

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This is how I felt after driving in the monsoon rain this weekend...please pray for sunshine...😎

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Have fun...be safe...and if you need a safe ride home...call "Amy's Cab" 24/7/365

August Entertainment at The Gator! The summer may be coming to a close, but that doesn't mean we aren't still having the time of our lives at the Party Capitol at the Lake of ...

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"Come on Vacation...Leave on Probation"...Don't let this happen to you or your friends. Call "Amy's Cab" 24/7/365
No pickup fees...
No wait fees...
No surge charges...

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lol...and then call "Amy's Cab"
No pickup fees
No wait fees
No surge charges

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Best of the Lake down to finalists

Thank you...thank you...thank you...Amy's Cab made the finalists. We really appreciate all of your votes and we really appreciate all of your support making Amy's Cab the best new Taxi Service at the Lake.

Best of the Lake down to finalists The survey opens today! Voting will continue through March 10th.

Best of the Lake survey opens this week!

Please vote for the best new taxicab service at the lake..."Amy's Cab"

Best of the Lake survey opens this week! This readers' poll allows you to vote for your favorite businesses, services, events, people and entertainment at Lake of the Ozarks.

Riddle for today:

A doctor and a taxicab driver are both in love with the same adorable woman named Amy. The taxicab driver had to go on a long road trip...he would be gone for a week. Before he left he gave Amy seven apples...Why???

Be the reason someone smiles today.
Or the reason they drink.
Whatever works.
Just make sure they call "Amy's Cab" for a ride home 😋

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Hello friends! We are excited to announce our new cab service! The best cab ride you will ever experience! Please give us a call for any transportation need! Better to be safe than sorry!