The Nude & Rude Revue

DO YOU HAVE YOUR TIX?!? 🎟️
SATURDAY EARLY SHOW SOLD OUT!

Tix still available for Friday and Saturday late shows — get dinner, a drink, and bring your hot date to Ted Ferry @ 9pm for our 30 min pre-show LIVE DJ SET by the one & only (not an MD but damn if he won’t make you feel goooood 😏)

KETCHIKAN WE ARE HERE! After 2 lovely days on the M/V Columbia, we've arrived and are so very ready to show you what we've got. 😘🔥💦 Tickets still available in our bio. One show Friday night and two shows on Saturday! Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN!

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1. SPRUCE’S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!!! 🎉🎉 we love them so much and can’t wait to celebrate another year of friendship, music, and stripping. 🥰💖

2. JNU, WE LOVE YOU!!!! Thank you first to Mombone (aka ) for these perfect pics from the horn section! 🙌 Thank you for coming out, getting a lil weird and wild and grooving with us last night. Y’all brought the vibes and it was a gift to party with ya. 🥹❤️‍🔥 hashtag vulnerable. Grateful to the team at the ol for hosting us once again, to our sexy, beautiful, kind, funny, interesting volunteers ( & .the.alaskan)

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JNU — cm see us tonight! 🥰❤️‍🔥 we’re gonna catch our friends for LOVESICK: A POST-VALENTINE’S CABARET CURE and then bop on over to the to get our GROOVE on with y’all!

SEE YOU TONIGHT 😈😘💞

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGEZZER FOR RETURNING CHAMP, !!!!!
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Gams D’Vyne is the queen mother of and the in Orlando, Florida. Gracing the stages throughout the world for two decades, Gams is known for her larger-than-life assets and attitude. N**e & Rude is SO grateful to create & collaborate with this burlesque genius and fellow freak. 😈
Getcherrr tickets on our website - link in bio! 🎟️
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🚨ATTENTION INTERNET!! LOOK AT OUR #1!😭🚨
Lady Lacroix hails from Aak’w Kwáan, Lingít Aaní. Our beloved and fearless leader weaves her social know-how, experience as a musician, excellence in event creation & coordination, connective radiant energy, and generous heart to build our shows into the love & magic & joy we share take pleasure in sharing w/ y’all. NOT TO MENTION her tease, eye for detail, and sharp wit. To know her is to love her; the troupe is blessed beyond comprehension to bask in her light and mirror it back at ‘er. 💗

❤️‍🔥 to see her live onstage in our Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN!❤️‍🔥
Come out on 2.21 or 2.22 in Ketchikan, and see what Lady Lacroix & the cuties who love her have cooked up for us!

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HIYA SEYMOUR! 😍 We want to take a peek thru your rose-colored glasses and SEE MORE OF WHAT YOU SEE… 😉

Seymour Derriere is the charismatic host who keeps the Red Lantern’s shows running smoothly. A natural entertainer, he brings humor and energy to the stage, ensuring the audience stays engaged. Whether keeping the performers in line or cracking a joke, he’s always the life of the party.

🎫get your tix to the Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN! on our website!🎫

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🥁DRUMROLL PLEASE!🥵
The Master Be**er stole our heart so we have happily stolen him from Sitka to keep our beat... mastered. 😏
His hi-hat heals and his percussive power (even on a piccolo snare!) will have you believing in magic. Cheeky, sexy, and bringin’ the groove - GIVE IT UP FOR THE BABE!
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⬆️for tickets to Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN!⬆️

Come out on 2.21 or 2.22 in Ketchikan, and see what the Master Be**er & Co. have baked up for us!



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HAPPY HUMP DAY, BEBS!! 🐫🐋🎉

Come see us this weekend in Juneau… we’re popping up with our friends Wendy Byrnes & Steven Arends present LOVESICK: A Post- Valentine’s Cabaret Cure ✨ 🩵Feelin’ the blues?! Come sing it out with us then dance the rest of the night away afterwards at the for BTB’s A Not-So-N**e-But-Plenty-Rude V-Day Horn-Y Hoe-Down!

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⬆️for tickets for the Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN!⬆️
Come out on 2.21 or 2.22 in Ketchikan, and see what Codeman & Co. have cooked up for us!

Codeman is a self taught vocalist, guitarist, and bassist playing for 25 years, including in numerous bands between Seattle and Southeast Alaska over the last decade. His band Orbe & the Sungazers just finished recording their first album in early February and can’t wait to share it with all of you! ❤️‍🔥

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⬆️for tickets to Deep Dive w/N**e & Rude: KETCHIKAN!⬆️
Come out on 2.21 or 2.22 in Ketchikan, and see what Mme. Lacey & her lovelies have cooked up for us!

Lacey Lupine is a charismatic burlesque performer and co-owner of The Red Lantern in Ketchikan. Known for her alluring presence and classical style, she captivates audiences with traditional burlesque performances that blend elegance and charm. While her acts may seem grounded in classic sensuality, Lacey is full of surprises, always keeping her audience on their toes with a unique twist to every performance — and we nudie rudies are on the edge of our seat to share a stage w/ her & her team of treats! 😍🤩

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