Inspector Penguin

Imagine having to hide military strategy from the Democrats in Congress because they would leak it to the enemy.

Retired people should be completely tax EXEMPT!
They have already paid their dues.

Can’t wait to add my pretend $2,000 tariff check to my pretend $5,000 DOGE check and stock up on my pretend $2 per gallon gas.

Somewhere...
There is a dude, living off a chick, who's living off the state, who thinks he's the man of the house.

How old were you when you got your first job?

Finally old enough to do anything I want, but too tired to actually do it.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That makes 40 years in a row now.

Does anyone else feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?