The Bearded Bastard

The Bearded Bastard

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Hi Beards. Purchased a small tin of Woodsman wax in July at a cool shop in the Georgia mountains while out riding my motorcycle. $15 retail. Got it home, hard as a rock. Can not use it. It doesn't melt with a blow dryer. Attempts to call and email have gone without reply.
Any help is appreciaited.
Dave Hall
Having some trouble replying to a messenger conversation with you guys. Can someone reply to me directly?
Thank you!
My order was placed on 29th of May today is the 3rd of June and according to the tracking number the package is still at the post office. Called spoke with Jay who wanted me to wait till 8th for a 2 day shipment. When I called back to cancel the order his exact words "yeah you can cancel the box is already in the fu***ng mail just keep it" wouldn't order this s**t again if it was free. I'll try skully's.
Just got my first order of Bearded Bastard beard oil. I'm pumped! They have wooden labels on the bottles and this stuff smells amazing. I'm officially a Bearded Bastard!
I hope win the prize for my boyfriend nice gift for him
Any chance you will be offering the beard wash in other flavors any time soon?
I hope win the prize for Christmas gift
I hope win the prize for Christmas presents🦃🎅🦚✨🌲😎☃️🦆
I hope Win the prize
Oh "Yeah"
ENTER THE BEARDED BASTARD GIVEAWAY!
Hoping to win and try out the products. Cheers to all !!

Legendary beard grooming products made by hand in Houston, TX. Our mission is to make the best damn beard grooming products out there. We've been helping bearded men look their best with our handmade products since 2011.

04/22/2022

Life is full of regret. Brass Knuckle ain’t one of em. Get the job done right with Brass Knuckle Beard and Body Wash. Yeah, that’s right. Beard Wash. For your Beard. Get to warshin.

04/20/2022

Happy 420 friends. Grab Texas Sweet Leaf for 15% off at sensiblecbd.us

04/13/2022
Photos from The Bearded Bastard's post 04/13/2022

Ya’ll cleaned us out! We still have some Small and XS left. Get on it.

Photos from The Bearded Bastard's post 04/12/2022

FREE SHIRTS! Yes, you read that right.

04/11/2022

What the F$!k is Nature’s Velvet, you ask? You just have to smell it for yourself.

04/08/2022

420 is coming. Don’t pull up empty handed 😉

04/06/2022

Woodsman Stache’ Wax is back in stock baby. Don’t ignore the caterpillar.

04/04/2022

CBD done the bastard way. Using only the finest h**p seed oils, Texas Sweet Lead keeps facial hair soft and your face free of dry and flaky skin.

04/01/2022

This ain’t no joke. 15% off the entire store right now. Ends at midnight tonight. Scoop some oil bring life back to your beard.

03/31/2022

We ain’t foolin’. 15% off the entire store right now. Buy some beard oil. Prank someone. But prank nicely.

01/27/2022

Beard Oil, Beard Butter? Both will nourish your facial hair, why have both?⁠
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We recommend layering the two for daily use. Start with beard oil at your face and at the top of your beard, use beard butter down to the end for a truly luxurious experience.

12/04/2021

BASTARDMAS GIVEAWAY ALERT

Collector’s Edition is a walk down memory lane and a glimps into the future.
Barista Oil & Balm
Woodsman 10 year oil, balm, wax
Rum Runner ‘20 Oil
Retired Fire Label Oil & Balm
Orchard Oil
Early Riser
Brass Knuckle
Limited Cigar Box
HatBox hat Giftcard $150
PLUS OUR SOON TO RELEASED Woodsman Candle and Woodsman Beard Butter

🎄To win this coveted prize, take a walk down your own memory lane and share a story where your facial hair was the star⭐️⭐️⭐️

You can tag a friend for an extra entries, but you can be sure a good story will put you in the lead.

Timeline photos 11/19/2021

We're having the biggest sale we've EVER had and it ends Sunday at midnight!

11/11/2021

“Keeps my beard and face skin healthy and hydrated which makes for a much better looking beard. Highly recommend. Got some for my son as well and he is working on his beard like a real man👊” - Jimmy M.

11/10/2021

Tis the season y’all!
🧑‍🎄Holiday favorite Ho, Ho, Ho is the next release dropping on 11/26.
🎄Oil of the Month members will get it shipped out, at a discount, on the 19th.
🎁Members will also get a custom bottle opener as well as a Woodsman Oil as a holiday gift.
⏰Interested in joining our Oil of the Month club? Sign ups end on 11/17 this month!

11/04/2021

Drip drip drip y’all

Photos from The Bearded Bastard's post 11/02/2021

Historically speaking, The Bastard Brigade refers to a motley crew of scientists, Nobel Prize winners, professional athletes and others who became spies and saboteurs of N**i Germany’s push for an atomic bomb. Had they not been successful at their mission, we could be living in a very different world.⁠⁠
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We’re using the term The Bastard Brigade to describe our own motley crew of facial hair fellas. ⁠⁠
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Are you a part of The Bastard Brigade too?

09/18/2021

The Breaded Bastard is 10!

Sometimes you just gotta punch a cake👊🎂! The Bearded Bastard is turning TEN. DAMN. YEARS. OLD! So much has changed over the years, but so much has stayed the same. We still make the best smelling beard oil in the game, and it works pretty great too 🕶️ .

We'll be celebrating throughout the week next week, so join along.

Timeline photos 09/16/2021

🛑COMING SOON🛑 Woodsman is the OG Bastard scent, the one that sparked a wildfire of woody wannabes. Woodsman 10 Year is our homage to the scent that started it all; it's Woodsman, aged to perfection. ⁠

To honor the original we're adding Sandalwood to the Texas Cedar and Pine, a trifecta of trees. We're dropping it to the public on 9/24, Oil of the Month members get it a week early, and $5 cheaper. Sign up before Friday to get into the club.

Timeline photos 09/11/2021

Get lost this weekend. ⁠
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Timeline photos 09/09/2021

Texas Sweet Leaf, our CBD Oil & Balm is NOT SOLD OUT, we're just not allowed to sell it in our regular store (damn the man!) Visit thebeardedbastard.com and on the Texas Sweet Leaf product page, you'll find a direct link to buy online or go directly to sensiblecbd.us.⁠

📷 .outdoors

Timeline photos 07/30/2021

Happy Friday y'all! I wish you all a Gold Brick 💰or at the very least a fine cocktail🍹

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Timeline photos 07/30/2021

Rum Runner is OUT NOW!

.outdoors hiked down to a secret cave in Appalachia to capture this photo. This very cave was an infamous spot that bootleggers used to hide themselves and their illegal wares. History is all around us, as long as you're willing to explore.

Timeline photos 07/29/2021

Now you can match your beard scent to your pits, ha! Have you tried the new deodorants yet?

The Bearded Bastard updated their address. 03/11/2021

The Bearded Bastard updated their address.

The Bearded Bastard updated their address.

Timeline Photos 01/27/2021

Thieves has notes sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, all steeped in about 600 years of history 💀.

12/21/2020

congrats to yesterday’s winner, !
Onto lucky number 13, today you can win the Bastards own Pelican case, his personal dop bag (filled to the brim with TBB goodies), comb, flask, and a pack of to keep track of all your adventures. To win: follow TBB and tag a friend. For extra chance of winning tell us your big plans for 2021😎

12/14/2020

Day 6 of Bastardmas is a co-giveaway with our buddy and woodsman extraordinaire .outdoors!
There’s an amazing prize for you Woodsman, from Taylan:

Jeo-Tec No.1 knife($130)
Outdoor products backpack($20)
Ozark Trail emergency blanket($10)
Jeo-Tec pouch and tin(25)
Old Hickory trading Razor strop($35)
Old Hickory trading co EDC tray ($25)
Spool of bankline($5)
Flint and steel($20)
S**t kit($5)
Stanley cook pot and nesting cups($15)
Fatwood and other firestarters(free)
UCO gear storm proof matches($5)
And an extra special prize from The Head Bastard a $100 gift card plus a beautiful obsidian flint knapping knife crafted by the Bastard himself!
To win:
1) follow both .outdoors and
2) tag a friend, each tag is an entry
Winner will be announced tomorrow

12/08/2020

Bastardmas is our annual THANK YOU to all you wonderful bastards in the world. We’re feeling extra appreciative this year and are upping the ante to 15 days of Bastardmas - starting tomorrow! Meanwhile peep this beauty from and stay tuned for the first prize pack tomorrow 👀✨

12/03/2020

Woodsman v Man of the Woods - which is your favorite and why?

12/02/2020

Holiday shopping got you sweatin’? Stay cool and smell great with the all natural x The Bearded Bastard deodorant in our classic Vetiver scent 😎

11/30/2020

EARLY RISER IS ON SALE $5 off each item, that makes the oil or balm $20 and the wax $10. This was our last production run of this scent, so get it while you can.

11/28/2020

The BALM BOMB is on the site now! Shop your favorite limited edition balms online or IN STORE today between 10-2p.

11/27/2020

It's about to get cozy AF in here... Snuggle with your sweetie, a glass of mulled wine, and our Ho, Ho, Ho scent! The oil is out now and the balm drops tomorrow morning, along with several other high demand seasonal balms for our Small Business Saturday Balm Bomb 👊

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Stay Bearded. Stay Bastard.

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We make beard oil, beard balm, mustache wax, colognes, and other grooming products in a range of adventurous scents.

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4328 Airline Dr
Houston, TX
77022

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