The Bearded Bastard

The Bearded Bastard

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Hi Beards. Purchased a small tin of Woodsman wax in July at a cool shop in the Georgia mountains while out riding my motorcycle. $15 retail. Got it home, hard as a rock. Can not use it. It doesn't melt with a blow dryer. Attempts to call and email have gone without reply.
Any help is appreciaited.
Dave Hall
Having some trouble replying to a messenger conversation with you guys. Can someone reply to me directly?
Thank you!
My order was placed on 29th of May today is the 3rd of June and according to the tracking number the package is still at the post office. Called spoke with Jay who wanted me to wait till 8th for a 2 day shipment. When I called back to cancel the order his exact words "yeah you can cancel the box is already in the fu***ng mail just keep it" wouldn't order this s**t again if it was free. I'll try skully's.
Just got my first order of Bearded Bastard beard oil. I'm pumped! They have wooden labels on the bottles and this stuff smells amazing. I'm officially a Bearded Bastard!
I hope win the prize for my boyfriend nice gift for him
Any chance you will be offering the beard wash in other flavors any time soon?
I hope win the prize for Christmas gift
I hope win the prize for Christmas presents🦃🎅🦚✨🌲😎☃️🦆
I hope Win the prize
Oh "Yeah"
ENTER THE BEARDED BASTARD GIVEAWAY!
Hoping to win and try out the products. Cheers to all !!

Legendary beard grooming products made by hand in Houston, TX. Our mission is to make the best damn beard grooming products out there. We've been helping bearded men look their best with our handmade products since 2011.

Operating as usual

Timeline Photos 11/19/2021

We're having the biggest sale we've EVER had and it ends Sunday at midnight!

We're having the biggest sale we've EVER had and it ends Sunday at midnight!

11/11/2021

“Keeps my beard and face skin healthy and hydrated which makes for a much better looking beard. Highly recommend. Got some for my son as well and he is working on his beard like a real man👊” - Jimmy M.

“Keeps my beard and face skin healthy and hydrated which makes for a much better looking beard. Highly recommend. Got some for my son as well and he is working on his beard like a real man👊” - Jimmy M.

11/10/2021

Tis the season y’all!
🧑‍🎄Holiday favorite Ho, Ho, Ho is the next release dropping on 11/26.
🎄Oil of the Month members will get it shipped out, at a discount, on the 19th.
🎁Members will also get a custom bottle opener as well as a Woodsman Oil as a holiday gift.
⏰Interested in joining our Oil of the Month club? Sign ups end on 11/17 this month!

Tis the season y’all!
🧑‍🎄Holiday favorite Ho, Ho, Ho is the next release dropping on 11/26.
🎄Oil of the Month members will get it shipped out, at a discount, on the 19th.
🎁Members will also get a custom bottle opener as well as a Woodsman Oil as a holiday gift.
⏰Interested in joining our Oil of the Month club? Sign ups end on 11/17 this month!

11/04/2021

Drip drip drip y’all

Drip drip drip y’all

Photos from The Bearded Bastard's post 11/02/2021

Historically speaking, The Bastard Brigade refers to a motley crew of scientists, Nobel Prize winners, professional athletes and others who became spies and saboteurs of N**i Germany’s push for an atomic bomb. Had they not been successful at their mission, we could be living in a very different world.⁠⁠
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We’re using the term The Bastard Brigade to describe our own motley crew of facial hair fellas. ⁠⁠
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Are you a part of The Bastard Brigade too?

09/18/2021

The Breaded Bastard is 10!

Sometimes you just gotta punch a cake👊🎂! The Bearded Bastard is turning TEN. DAMN. YEARS. OLD! So much has changed over the years, but so much has stayed the same. We still make the best smelling beard oil in the game, and it works pretty great too 🕶️ .

We'll be celebrating throughout the week next week, so join along.

Timeline Photos 09/16/2021

🛑COMING SOON🛑 Woodsman is the OG Bastard scent, the one that sparked a wildfire of woody wannabes. Woodsman 10 Year is our homage to the scent that started it all; it's Woodsman, aged to perfection. ⁠

To honor the original we're adding Sandalwood to the Texas Cedar and Pine, a trifecta of trees. We're dropping it to the public on 9/24, Oil of the Month members get it a week early, and $5 cheaper. Sign up before Friday to get into the club.

🛑COMING SOON🛑 Woodsman is the OG Bastard scent, the one that sparked a wildfire of woody wannabes. Woodsman 10 Year is our homage to the scent that started it all; it's Woodsman, aged to perfection. ⁠

To honor the original we're adding Sandalwood to the Texas Cedar and Pine, a trifecta of trees. We're dropping it to the public on 9/24, Oil of the Month members get it a week early, and $5 cheaper. Sign up before Friday to get into the club.

Timeline Photos 09/11/2021

Get lost this weekend. ⁠
📷@2uptogether

Get lost this weekend. ⁠
📷@2uptogether

Timeline Photos 09/09/2021

Texas Sweet Leaf, our CBD Oil & Balm is NOT SOLD OUT, we're just not allowed to sell it in our regular store (damn the man!) Visit thebeardedbastard.com and on the Texas Sweet Leaf product page, you'll find a direct link to buy online or go directly to sensiblecbd.us.⁠

📷 @honeycutt.outdoors

Texas Sweet Leaf, our CBD Oil & Balm is NOT SOLD OUT, we're just not allowed to sell it in our regular store (damn the man!) Visit thebeardedbastard.com and on the Texas Sweet Leaf product page, you'll find a direct link to buy online or go directly to sensiblecbd.us.⁠

📷 @honeycutt.outdoors

Timeline Photos 07/30/2021

Happy Friday y'all! I wish you all a Gold Brick 💰or at the very least a fine cocktail🍹

📷 @layman_rob

Happy Friday y'all! I wish you all a Gold Brick 💰or at the very least a fine cocktail🍹

📷 @layman_rob

Timeline Photos 07/30/2021

Rum Runner is OUT NOW!

@honeycutt.outdoors hiked down to a secret cave in Appalachia to capture this photo. This very cave was an infamous spot that bootleggers used to hide themselves and their illegal wares. History is all around us, as long as you're willing to explore.

Rum Runner is OUT NOW!

@honeycutt.outdoors hiked down to a secret cave in Appalachia to capture this photo. This very cave was an infamous spot that bootleggers used to hide themselves and their illegal wares. History is all around us, as long as you're willing to explore.

Timeline Photos 07/29/2021

Now you can match your beard scent to your pits, ha! Have you tried the new deodorants yet?

Now you can match your beard scent to your pits, ha! Have you tried the new deodorants yet?

The Bearded Bastard updated their address. 03/11/2021

The Bearded Bastard updated their address.

The Bearded Bastard updated their address.

Timeline Photos 01/27/2021

Thieves has notes sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, all steeped in about 600 years of history 💀.
#staybastard #staybearded #thebeardedbastard #beardgains #beardking #mensgrooming

Thieves has notes sweet orange, clove bud, rose, rosemary, cinnamon, all steeped in about 600 years of history 💀.
#staybastard #staybearded #thebeardedbastard #beardgains #beardking #mensgrooming

12/21/2020

congrats to yesterday’s winner, @drewsnitro!
Onto lucky number 13, today you can win the Bastards own Pelican case, his personal dop bag (filled to the brim with TBB goodies), @metalcombworks comb, @thesneerwell flask, and a pack of @fieldnotesbrand to keep track of all your adventures. To win: follow TBB and tag a friend. For extra chance of winning tell us your big plans for 2021😎

12/14/2020

Day 6 of Bastardmas is a co-giveaway with our buddy and woodsman extraordinaire @honeycutt.outdoors!
There’s an amazing prize for you Woodsman, from Taylan:

Jeo-Tec No.1 knife($130)
Outdoor products backpack($20)
Ozark Trail emergency blanket($10)
Jeo-Tec pouch and tin(25)
Old Hickory trading Razor strop($35)
Old Hickory trading co EDC tray ($25)
Spool of bankline($5)
Flint and steel($20)
S**t kit($5)
Stanley cook pot and nesting cups($15)
Fatwood and other firestarters(free)
UCO gear storm proof matches($5)
And an extra special prize from The Head Bastard a $100 gift card plus a beautiful obsidian flint knapping knife crafted by the Bastard himself!
To win:
1) follow both @honeycutt.outdoors and @thebeardedbastard
2) tag a friend, each tag is an entry
Winner will be announced tomorrow

12/08/2020

Bastardmas is our annual THANK YOU to all you wonderful bastards in the world. We’re feeling extra appreciative this year and are upping the ante to 15 days of Bastardmas - starting tomorrow! Meanwhile peep this beauty from @metalcombworks and stay tuned for the first prize pack tomorrow 👀✨

12/03/2020

Woodsman v Man of the Woods - which is your favorite and why?

12/02/2020

Holiday shopping got you sweatin’? Stay cool and smell great with the all natural @odouds x The Bearded Bastard deodorant in our classic Vetiver scent 😎

11/30/2020

EARLY RISER IS ON SALE $5 off each item, that makes the oil or balm $20 and the wax $10. This was our last production run of this scent, so get it while you can.

11/28/2020

The BALM BOMB is on the site now! Shop your favorite limited edition balms online or IN STORE today between 10-2p.

11/27/2020

It's about to get cozy AF in here... Snuggle with your sweetie, a glass of mulled wine, and our Ho, Ho, Ho scent! The oil is out now and the balm drops tomorrow morning, along with several other high demand seasonal balms for our Small Business Saturday Balm Bomb 👊

11/26/2020

Cheers to those of of feasting, cheers to those of us working, cheer to those of us feeling good, and cheers to those of us working through hard times. We tip our Old Fashioned glass to all and also to those who came before us, especially the Tonkawa, Comanche, and Lipan tribes who were the stewards of this central Texas land we inhabit and now call Austin. We will be making a donation to firstnations.org covid response to honor this history.

11/25/2020

An old time favorite, Orchard, is available now in a special release. We’ve got a cornucopia of your favorite seasonal scents available on the site for your holiday shopping pleasure!

11/22/2020

Wednesday (the day before turkey day) Santa's bag will open early with a cornucopia of your favorite scents available for your holiday shopping pleasure. Do you spy your favorite? What else do you want to see in this release?

11/20/2020

Light & woodsy with a fresh, clean note - that’s how I like to describe our Palo Santo scent. Get your groom game on lock 🔐 with a beard oil, matte hair clay and hand salve (perfect for combating all that handwashing this winter!)

11/18/2020

🥳For your olfactory pleasure we will be opening the shop specific days during the holiday season! In order to keep this a safe shopping experience for both customers and staff we will be sanitizing between visits and only allowing 1 customer or small group at a time. We require hand sanitization upon entry and that a mask be worn over your nose & mouth at all times while in the shop. If you want to smell a scent we will dip a perfume tester in which you can take outside, remove your mask, and smell. Credit cards only. 😎 We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who does not follow the rules and if covid spikes we will have to alter the plans.😎

11/17/2020

Woodsman - the scent that put us on the map. This was our very first scent and the reviews agree it’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, is it your favorite scent too?

11/15/2020

The Bearded Bastard's Travel Pack is good for tucking way in your rucksack or a great gift for those finicky effers who can never make up their mind as to which scent is their favorite 😂

11/13/2020

OUT NOW: Absinthe, AKA, 🧚The Green Fairy🧚 is traditionally served diluted with water dripped over a sugar cube to make the drink more palatable. The Bastard's Green Fairy has notes of Anise, Bitter Orange, Clove & Vetiver to create a well-balanced scent. At once herbaceous and spicy with an earthiness to keep you grounded - this Green Fairy will not have you hallucinating 😜

11/10/2020

Don’t they look so pretty lined up in the morning light ☀️

11/04/2020

We’re getting the shop gussied up for all you locals! Stay tuned for holiday shopping days and check out our new “local pick up” option in the store!

10/27/2020

The same scent that lights your Fire every Fall, in a NEW limited edition bottle. Set your alarms for Friday (aka 🔥FIREDAY🔥) to get your hands on this hot commodity that features Haitian vetiver, Bulgarian select to***co, and smokey cade with a touch of Texas Cedar & Sandalwood.

10/27/2020

Whether you're back in the office today or working outdoors, your inner Woodsman always shines through.
📷: @honeycutt.outdoors

10/16/2020

Missed out on our small batch scent this morning? Don't fret, we have a special treat for ALL the bosses out there who are on that Early Riser tip. All formulations of Early Riser is on sale *today only* - that's right a rare sale. The oil & balm are $20 each and the mustache wax is only $10, no code needed.

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GIVEAWAY!⁣We’re offering up a “broly boy” one-off custom laser engraved wooden gift box full of our rare and highly soug...
Jeremiah, the Bastard himself, just did a podcast interview with our friends over at @atx_af. Have a listen to learn a b...
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Rum Runner XXXX Beard Balm will be rolling out this month... mark your calendars for Monday the 16th. Our Rum Runner Bea...
Making this next product release a whole lot sweeter for you... thanks to a little help from our friends (@luneandlens)....

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We make beard oil, beard balm, mustache wax, colognes, and other grooming products in a range of adventurous scents.

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4328 Airline Dr
Houston, TX
77022
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