Wyatt
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My name is Wyatt. I am running on the DemoCAT ticket for the 2020 Presidential election. I am a Tested and Trustworthy Tom and I am here to earn your vote!
My Fellow Americans,
Choose me as your next president! I promise to end human and dog stupidity for all. I'm completely banning it! We're already living in a pandemic right now and don't need anything extra going on to make things worse! Get it together people! All I need is your votes to help me get back in the lead so I can win this thing. Reggie thinks that there's really an actual competition, but he's in for a rude awakening.
Reason number 1,000 that i'm the BEST feline for the job:
1. I'm cute despite my permanent grumpy stare.
2. If you don't bother me, I definitely won't bother you...unless I feel like it.
3. I mind my own business and don't tolerate foolish behavior.
4. Yes, I bite, but only when I'm in a room full of "stupid" so don't mess with me.
Convinced yet? If so, visit this page to vote for me as your president: https://www.texaslittercontrol.org/2020-presidential-campaign.html
Signed,
The TLC Chief Feline Officer
Wyatt
Running for President means that I can do what I want, whenever I want. Today, I wanted to look through bags that weren’t mine. Is anyone going to give me trouble about it? NO!
Side note: Catnip makes me do random weird things like this sometimes...
09/11/2020
Dear American People,
Yesterday, the humans thought it would be a great idea to sneak decorations on me in hopes it would make me smile for pictures. It only made me make my “signature” face even more! Let’s face it, I’m just a grumpy cat running for President. You won’t catch me kissing babies on the forehead and shaking paws if I’m elected either so get over it!
Signed,
Wyatt
09/10/2020
We'd like to give a huge thank you to everyone who has voted so far!! This election has been a crazy, but fun one for both Reggie and Wyatt and we're thankful for your participation! Tune into our latest video here!
Wyatt & Reggie THANK YOU for Voting!! Texas Litter Control is a low cost spay/neuter and wellness clinic for cats and dogs. We have a sanctuary for displaced cats and 2 adoption centers for cats....
Find out who's voting for who here at TLC! Are you , or ?
09/07/2020
All of this election business is stressing Wyatt out! His response to today, "Do I really have to work today?" We had to quickly remind him that a cat's job is never done lol! Can you spot where Wyatt is?
All of this election business is stressing Wyatt out! His response to today, "Do I really have to work today?" We had to quickly remind him that a cat's job is never done lol! Can you spot where Wyatt is?
09/02/2020
We have GREAT news! So far, Wyatt is in the lead for the pet election race! Can’t you tell by his face that he’s overwhelmed from all of the love and support? Comment the perfect caption for this picture below!
08/26/2020
Good morning peasants...
Just wanted to hop on here to say thank you for those who have voted for me so far! This campaign means a lot to me (even though you can’t tell from my deadly glares) and every vote counts. You know, I just get sick of these stupid pictures that my campaign staff take of me...they claim people like YOU like to see me in action...ugh! Anyway, I do what I have to do, but don’t let the mut fool you. Yes, the rumors are true. I’ve been working late hours at the office trying to make sure that my campaign continues to go strong, but no I’m not firing anyone from my team...well, I’ve only fired 5 of them... but only because they touch me when they know I don’t have time for their stupid “Aww Wyatt’s so cute” stupid human games. I’m working hard for you! If you haven’t gotten your Wyatt for President swag, come on and get it. Show your support proudly so we can show those RePUPlicans who’s boss!
Vote and get your swag today!
http://ow.ly/WT1D30r6oYy
08/10/2020
Why do I have to deal with idiot humans from my campaign team everyday? Isn’t there enough stupidity in the world already?! All I ask for is to not be touched, to be left alone and to get all of the catnip I want. Catnip is literally the ONLY thing that keeps me sane...well, most of the time.
See this face? I’ll fight for you to make America a better place! Doesn’t this look like the face of a winner?
Vote for me as your 2020 president!!
https://www.texaslittercontrol.org/2020-presidential-campaign.html
Thanks to everyone who has already started following my page in support of my campaign! I have lots of work to do, but I already know that there’s no competition because I’m the purrfect feline for the job. Never leave a canine to do a feline’s work people! Anyway, keep checking my page for updates on my campaign and don’t forget to cast your vote here:
https://www.texaslittercontrol.org/2020-presidential-campaign.html
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