Granny's Porch Antiques & Collectibles

Granny is at GRANNY’S PORCH IN DOWNTOWN FORT GIBSON thinking about Elmer Nichols, her father, who helped liberate Dachau during WWII. He served with the Oklahoma 45th and his stories about his experiences were amazing. Be sure to thank all our Veterans today!

Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s getting close to that time of year when we like to reach out to those we love and care about with our cards and gifts. Granny at GRANNY’S PORCH ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES in DOWNTOWN FORT GIBSON has many gift items to choose from and even discounted Forever Postage Stamps for mailing. Save $2 on a book of 20 stamps with no limit. Granny now has new hours: OPEN Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM!

It’s getting close to that time of year when we like to reach out to those we love and care about with our cards and gifts. Granny at GRANNY’S PORCH ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIBLES in DOWNTOWN FORT GIBSON has many gift items to choose from and even discounted Forever Postage Stamps for mailing. Save $2 on a book of 20 stamps with no limit. Granny now has new hours: OPEN Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM!

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Where's Granny today? Her little bit of Irish ancestry made her curious to search "Granny's Porch" in downtown Fort Gibson for a bit of Irish wisdom for St. Patrick's Day. How wonderful to find some interesting sidekicks and a great Irish blessing to pass on to all her friends and family:
"May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
Wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours!!
H A P P Y S T. P A T R I C K' S. D A Y!

Come visit Granny at GRANNY'S PORCH!

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Come to Fort Gibson Monday night and enjoy the Christmas parade and watch Santa's elves working in their workshop. A lot of fun for everyone. See you then! Granny

Milk glass heaven