Officer Down

New fuggin' merch for Rocky Mountain Ripper Night 1 : MF RUCKUS this goddamn Thursday at the Hi-Dive Denver.

We didn't get raptured.

The BAR BAR is open, the drinks are flowing, it smells like p*e, the moustache is real and it's spectacular, and we're here waiting for you at Date with an Inmate at Bar Bar

That can't possibly be true