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My name is Maximilian and I'm a level 2 tattooer at Kitchens' Ink Tattoo in Denver, CO, USA. Hit me up if you want to schedule a tattoo.
I really did write that poem while painting this glitchy chrysanthemum with watercolors, colored pencils and pens on … it’s pretty fancy.
If you drop by my studio I hung it on the wall there and I’d be happy to show it to you in person.
If everyone overwhelmingly asks for prints of this masterpiece, I would make some.
If someone offered me enough dollars for the framed original I’d be like, “for real?” Then I would confidently and gracefully accept and ship or deliver it to their yacht or mansion. Unless they lowballed me and then I’d be like, “for real?” Then agonize about whether or not to actually accept anyway and then ship or deliver to their apartment.
I really am grateful though, to have a lifestyle that allows me to paint with a cat in my lap. I suppose you, dear viewer and now reader, deserve the thanks for lending me your attention and getting my content seen by the rest of the internet which I hope leads to more tattoo appointments and the occasional commissioned art/design project. I’ll quit rambling now and release you to continue your day. Can you tell I have mixed feelings about this weird world we’re living in!? It’s strange and beautiful and terrifying. Wtf is even happening? Idk, but I bet this painting is kinda about that. Crud, I probably should’ve done like my art teachers taught me and emphasized the meaning of the painting instead of jokingly trivializing it into a 2 minute joke reel. And now I’ve put down another paragraph when I promised to let you go on with your day. Sorry I guess. Can you tell I get some anxiety.
01/06/2026
Desperado Club Dagger tattoo, blown up with altered blood from my flash design. Im always available for Dungeon Crawler Carl Tattoos.
30/05/2026
Jamal is finding more sorries and they are for you, Instagram viewer. Jamal was tasked with making a carousel post for Kitchens’ Ink’s Dungeon Crawler Carl flash day, but Jamal has much social anxiety as you may imagine and Jamal has spent weeks overthinking his statements concerning these tattoos of not-sharks and finally Jamal had to write an apology for tardiness. Jamal wants you all to know that DCC flash is still available by appointment at Kitchens ink, including depictions of majestic jumping hammerhead sharks. Jamal also thanks you for your consideration and attention.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Tattoo Flash board is all put together and priced out. We’re stoked for book 8 and stoked to give some magic tattoos to other crawlers. The Bomo tattoo gives you a +1 yo your Frogger skill.
Please use our speak-easy style alley entrance between and behind Don’s Mixed Drinks and Fired Dispensary. First Come, First Served, Arms and Legs only please, book separately if you want hands, elbows, necks, etc. Cash is preferred. Can’t wait to see you!
09/05/2026
You were feeding carrots to the squirrels with your pals the other day…
It’s a walk-in tattoo of a clown squirrel named Dan juggling carrots. I love my job. 🤡 🐿️ 🥕 You may continue scrolling now.
04/05/2026
CC Flash drop
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, CARL!
Goddamnit Donut, it’s just the flash drop for Kitchens’ Ink Dungeon Crawler Carl Flash Day Saturday May 16th from noon till 8.
CARL, THEY’RE EXPLOITING UNAUTHORIZED IMAGES OF MYSELF AND MONGO FOR PROFIT! AND NOT ONLY THAT, THEY’RE SELLING TATTOOS! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TATTOOS, CARL!
Donut, people have the right to decorate their bodies however they want to. It’s a sign of admiration that they’d want a tattoo of you. These are probably some of the same people in the Princess Posse fan club.
I SUPPOSE ITS OK FOR RHE ADORING MASSES — AS LONG AS THERE’S NOBODY FROM THE “DONUT HOLES” THERE! ALSO, BE SURE THEY MENTION NO COCKER SPANIELS ALLOWED!
(See my other collab post for more flash from and )
03/05/2026
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, CARL!
Goddamnit Donut, it’s just the flash drop for Kitchens’ Ink Dungeon Crawler Carl Flash Day Saturday May 16th from noon till 8.
CARL, THEY’RE EXPLOITING UNAUTHORIZED IMAGES OF MYSELF AND MONGO FOR PROFIT! AND NOT ONLY THAT, THEY’RE SELLING TATTOOS! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TATTOOS, CARL!
Donut, people have the right to decorate their bodies however they want to. It’s a sign of admiration that they’d want a tattoo of you. These are probably some of the same people in the Princess Posse fan club.
I SUPPOSE ITS OK FOR THE ADORING MASSES — AS LONG AS THERE’S NOBODY FROM THE “DONUT HOLES” THERE! ALSO, BE SURE THEY MENTION NO COCKER SPANIELS ALLOWED!
I hear there may be even more flash on the way…
The strength of spring!
Sometimes someone will
ask me for a masculine
floral tattoo so…
Bodybuilding flower tattoo it is.
DM me for the manliest tattoos in Denver.
You won’t believe how it ends!
With a poem, I wrote a poem and tacked it to the end of this reel announcing some upcoming guest spots and flash events happening.
May 2 & 3 at for their first anniversary sci fi flash sale.
May 9th at for the rhino street festival, doing walk-ins
May 16th back at for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Flash sale.
25/04/2026
Helloooooo Crawlers! We know that when we announce a flash event that the first thing everyone wants to know is “where’s the flash!?” That’s why we put together this little teaser for you. Not to toot our own horns more than normal (as if that’s possible), but we’ve got an insane amount of flash in the works for this event.
Some of it is turning out to be more elaborate than will even be practical on a flash day, so if you’re hoping for a bigger Dungeon Crawler Carl Tattoo, you may just see a pre-drawn design you gotta have and need to set up an appointment for.
is so excited that if you are wearing a tattoo from him already, he’s willing to schedule you for private sessions at flash day prices. —especially for larger pieces— DM him and his over-excited self will probably send you more sneak previews if you’re as pumped as he is.