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Digital hellhole of the Skinner Family Steakhouse.
05/27/2026
Horrifically Repulsive News: 🪣
A NIGHT 2 DISMEMBER is almost here. We need to take a moment to THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU who preordered the album! I'm left damn near speechless, and that's not just because my tongue is rotting out of my jaw. The preorder has ended but the album is still available for purchase at the store!
A new visual for the record will be dropping for the record in due time. It's for the track "Co**se Funnel". Speaking of which...the tracklist for the record will be revealed Friday along with a couple dope news n' nuggets. Prepare to be stuff'd.
This world that we're crafting is so insanely dope and has captured my heart like nothing else. Thank you so much, Skinners. Trust and believe that the rest of the world will be forced to learn every sick detail and exploit of our little cult soon enough. 🥩🏚️
The Mooder Monday shirts have FINALLY made their way to Bile Bucket Video and are shipping tomorrow!
Also, the preorder for A NIGHT 2 DISMEMBER has ended. You sicko sadists and mucus munchers have exceeded all expectations and have left Meathead a sobbing emotional mess! Sincerely, THANK YOU! Look for a new visual to accompany the album when it drops on June 12th! The CD is still available for purchase in the store! Also, a select few masks were held back for lucky customers who may have missed out?
Stay tuned. 🥩🏚️
05/20/2026
Every Meat Mask purchased is hand-greased in putrified fat and then left to dry under the cruel sun. Have you purchased yours? Time is running out... 🥩🏚️
05/18/2026
“I’m not a man, I’m a demon in a fat suit. Bathing in the trash just bit the head off a raccoon.” 🥩🏚️
05/15/2026
The preorder for "A Night 2 Dismember" ends May 22nd! You have a week to guarantee yours! Time is tickin'! 🥩🏚️
05/13/2026
Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? 🥩🏚️
05/12/2026
How the frickin s**t we doin' Skinner Family acolytes? We've been cooking up some ultra secret collabs and human slaw all A.M. for you hungry sicko-paths! AN2D is nearing and is in full swing over at the shop. I wanna thank each and every one of you who have locked your copy down and shown support. The response has made me feel real human emotion.
You don't name your brand Satanic Steakhouse and expect it not to form into a real cult following. This is some truly subterranean underground culture s**t and the nucleus we've already formed is truly a "Family" that keeps growing each day. The Grǝat Fǝǝding shall be glorious. 🥩🏚️
05/11/2026
Satanic Steakhouse is back with another chapter of fleshy chunks, carnage, and corpses and with them is the return of the final boss of the secret sauce- ILL Fortune! He brought Meathead to life in our first chapter of the saga and now his patented blend of screams and sizzles return for the next horrific installment!
05/10/2026
He knows what your Mommy wants. 🥩🏚️🤰
05/08/2026
The follow up to “Meathead” is here! Preorder your copy now so you don’t miss any of the screams, chops, slops, slits or slices! 🥩🏚️
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