The Brofessionals

Dude, bro... How do you pronounce Isai's name? Is-eye-ee. He also answers to Carl and to the smell of fresh tortillas. What kind of music do you guys play?

We don't play. That would be unbrofessional. Uh, well how do I know if I would like your show? Scientists maintain that our show is certifiably likable. You can't beat science. Do you take requests? We don't play the songs you want to hear, we play the songs you NEED to hear. Will you play at our wedding?
...sure?