Kemps Adjusting And Rental Services llc
The Plug οΏ½
He asked me "what are we?"
I said we dem boyz πͺπͺ
Ok another dad joke πππ
My friend just got her real estate licenseβ¦
and now sheβs my homegirl πππ
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Yall ready for my next dad joke?
What do you call a marathon for pastors?
Iβm in a great mood so I got some jokes for yall!
What did the hammer say to his homeboys?
Ok so wats yall review on future and metro booming. Is it worth downloading?
If you want the rainbow π then you gotta put up with the rain π§οΈ!!!
Convo w/ my granny:
Me: hey granny wyd
Granny: nothing, just got some lapping
Me: girl wats lapping
Granny: ask yo mama
***three way called Candi Ashton***
Me: mama wats lapping
Mama: have u ever heard of a dog lapping up water?
Me: licking?
Mama: yep
Granny: ππππ
Never a dull convo with these 2. I swear I never heard of getting lapped before πππ
When Tum Tum said, βain got a job, but all day I work.β, I finally know wat he means by this lol. Good morning βοΈ
Paying debt off and saving all year. Please don't ask me to come outside because I will say yes and forget everything I just said at the beginning of this status lol π
Since we are all in the house tonight, gon head and send me yall movie recommendations for me to fall asleep on I mean watch!
Black history quote of the day:
Donβt be flashing money at me ninja π₯· send me that ishβ¦
-Dess Dior
Mood for 2024: investing and resting π
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