Two Grumpy Old Vets
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Welcome to Two Grumpy Old Vets Lawn & Haul-Off Service. We’re a veteran-owned and operated business serving Marion, Sumter, and Citrus Counties.
We believe in showing up on time, doing the job right, and leaving your property looking better than it was!
🚨 HAS YOUR LAWN GUY GONE MIA? 🚨
You text him…
No response.
You call him…
Straight to voicemail.
Meanwhile, your grass is starting to look like a wildlife preserve.
At Two Grumpy Old Vets, we believe in an old-school concept: if we say we’re coming, we’re coming.
🇺🇸 Veteran Owned & Operated
✅ Reliable Service
✅ Fair Pricing
✅ Old School Work Ethic
Whether you need regular lawn maintenance, a one-time cleanup, or your yard rescued from a no-show lawn guy, we’ve got you covered.
📞 Call or Text: 352-803-4057 (tel:352-803-4057)
“We may be grumpy, but we show up.”
06/08/2026
Give us a call for your lawn needs!
🇺🇸 Two Grumpy Old Vets 🇺🇸
Some folks want fancy zero-turn mowers.
Some folks still appreciate the way a lawn looks after an old-school push mower cuts it.
If your yard is too small for a rider, or you just like that classic push-mower finish, we’ve got you covered.
We may be grumpy, but your lawn won’t be.
📞 352-803-4057
Mowing • Edging • Trimming • Cleanup
Serving Marion, Sumter & Citrus Counties.
06/06/2026
Another satisfied customer. “You’ve just been cut by twogrumpyoldvets” mission complete.
06/03/2026
🇺🇸 Two Grumpy Old Vets 🇺🇸
Some folks want fancy zero-turn mowers.
Some folks still appreciate the way a lawn looks after an old-school push mower cuts it.
If your yard is too small for a rider, or you just like that classic push-mower finish, we’ve got you covered.
We may be grumpy, but your lawn won’t be.
📞 352-803-4057
Mowing • Edging • Trimming • Cleanup
Serving Marion, Sumter & Citrus Counties.
06/01/2026
🚨 THIS SIGN SAYS IT ALL 🚨
“You’ve Just Been Cut.”
✂️🇺🇸 Two Grumpy Old Vets out here taking care of business one yard at a time.
No excuses.
No shortcuts.
Just veteran work ethic and clean yards.
If your grass is outta control… you might be next. 👀
📞 352-803-4057
06/01/2026
🇺🇸 Two Grumpy Old Vets Lawn & Haul-Off Service 🇺🇸
The grass keeps growing whether you're ready for it or not... and these two grumpy old vets are ready to tackle it for you!
✅ Mowing✅ W**d Eating✅ Edging✅ Hedge Trimming✅ Debris Blow-Off✅ Haul-Off Services
We take pride in showing up on time, working hard, and treating your property with respect. No fancy sales pitch—just honest work at a fair price from two veterans who believe in getting the job done right.
Serving Marion, Sumter, and Citrus Counties.
📞 Call or Text: 352-803-4057
"Your yard may not make us smile, but we'll make it look good!"
05/25/2026
From two grumpy old vets. Some gave all.
05/25/2026
No job to big, no job to small, give us a call!
05/22/2026
No job is to small or big.
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 9am - 9pm |
| Tuesday | 9am - 9pm |
| Wednesday | 9am - 9pm |
| Thursday | 9am - 9pm |
| Friday | 9am - 9pm |
| Saturday | 9am - 9pm |
| Sunday | 9am - 9pm |
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