Zeus Da Comedian

⚡️ Zeus ⚡️ Friends: Da Sketch Show
presents Dr. Zeus

🎬 Episode 82 – “Take Down A Turkey Wing… To The Bone”
feat EJ Thomas

So we’ve officially established that EJ got issues with buffets now 😭

I thought we solved the church music situation.

Nope.

Now this man sitting in my office asking:

“Have you ever seen a big girl take down a turkey wing… to the bone?” 💀

SIR.

People are just trying to eat.

At this point my treatment plan is simple:

🚫 No buffets
🚫 No all-you-can-eat restaurants
🚫 No post-church brunches

✅ DoorDash
✅ Uber Eats
✅ Home

Because apparently this man can’t be trusted around a serving line 😩😂

But as always, I’ll continue helping a fellow veteran with good VA benefits.

Although…

Maybe I should warn the local buffets first.

Another session.
Another diagnosis.
Another reason I need hazard pay.

⚡️ Zeus ⚡️ Friends: Da Sketch Show

🎬 The Worst Gang Ever – Part 2
feat Micah, 2Peezy, Misschevious Lee, Caevin (Snaps), Coop Da Comedian & DSam
📍 Petite Sweet N Treats

Things went completely left 😭

The gang pulls up ready to make a name for themselves…

Then realizes there’s a REAL robber in the building 💀

And suddenly nobody feeling all that tough anymore.

Next thing you know, the robbery gets stopped and everybody starts assuming WE came to save the day.

The customers calling us heroes.

The witnesses calling us heroes.

Even the police thanking us 😩😂

Matter fact, the police showed up wanting interviews for Crime Stoppers because they think we helped stop a robbery.

Hold on…

We’re supposed to be starting a gang.

Why is our reputation becoming “the good guys”?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

This is NOT how I thought this was gonna go.

⚡️ Zeus ⚡️ Friends: Da Sketch Show
presents Dr. Zeus

🎬 Episode 81 – “I Got A Problem. I Can’t Go To Buffets”
feat EJ Thomas

I finally get 2Peezy out of my office and in walks one of my favorite patients 😭

EJ.

You know… the veteran.

You know… the one with VA.

You know… the one that keeps showing up with problems I wasn’t trained for 💀

Last time we got the church music situation under control.

Or so I thought.

Now this man walks in talking about he can’t go to buffets anymore.

Why?

Because buffets got him feeling some type of way 😩

Buffets.

Not the people.

Not the music.

The whole buffet.

Now I’m sitting here trying to figure out what kind of diagnosis covers THAT.

Better question…

What exactly did the military do to EJ?? 😂

Another session.
Another confession.
Another reason I need a bigger degree.

⚡️ Zeus ⚡️ Friends: Da Sketch Show – Episode 4

Another collection of chaos from the Zeus ⚡️ Friends universe 😭⚡️

This episode features:

🎬 Wrong Movie – Pt. 2
feat Micah, Ashley Thomas, Misschevious Lee, EJ Thomas & DSam

🎬 By Force – Episode 4
“Suge Diddy”

🎬 Micah & Zeus – Showcase Talent Scouts

🎬 Bar Confessions – Episode 4
“He Scooted Back”
feat Zeus Da Comedian, Micah & Ashley Taylor

🎬 Dr. Zeus – Episode 19
“I Didn’t Give You Any Advice Last Time”
feat Misschevious Lee aka A Pimp Name Lee

Different sketches.
Different personalities.
Different levels of foolishness.

Same Zeus ⚡️ Friends energy.

Welcome back to the sketch show.