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Bessiefest 2025 headliners Green Jello are teaming up with Canadian Indie Film Writer/Director (and Art the Clown victim!) Rob Gabrielle to cook up the soundtrack to Gabrielle's forthcoming film, JESUS COP - coming soon! Read on for YOUR chance to get involved!

Featuring an all star cast including Alex Petrovich, Kansas Bowling, Ministry mastermind Al Jourgensen, Green Jello founder William Charles Manspeaker, skateboarding legend Bam Margera, and more Green Jello band members than you can reasonably shake a pool noodle at before being overwhelmed...

Want to become part of the mayhem? Well, the Jesus Cop team have posted an auction where you - yes, YOU - can get in on the action the old fashioned way: Through Bribery! Link in the comments! Art by Green Jello's Jawny P*e!

Be a part of this unique experience - Savior Self the regret of missing out!

What if we told you that we were actively developing a DIY show series to fill the void left behind by that other show that went bust?

An update from our creative partners at MSR - Live Sound Reinforcement: MSR is currently in the process of upgrading our core mixer, and said upgrade came with the ability to do multi-track recording on the fly without a DAW setup. Thus, MSR will be able to offer live recording at every show as an option!

With the summer season slowing down, MSR now becomes more available for remote gigs. From "a tech and a tablet" to a full PA systems suitable for any venue, we bring volume and clarity! DM Agent Eric for more information!

08/23/2026

Look, let's be real: Your name isn't Zelda. You weren't put to sleep for a really, really long time during the effort to seal off a parallel world. You probably also shouldn't sleep on Master Hand. They were the breakout hit of Bessiefest, and now they're taking over Con on the Cob, along with Mayor Wertz!

🌽ONE. WEEK. REMAINS.🌽

The Cobbening is upon us! We are SO INCREDIBLY PUMPED to be making our debut ONE WEEK FROM TODAY. Catch us on the Main Stage Friday 10/3 at 9pm for a power hour of genuine Ohio corn-fed nerdcore nu metal!

Then join us after the set for an after-party in the room (Everything Room 01) for some games and good times and maybe even get some free merch!

We can't wait to see you all next week!!!! 🤘🔥🌽

Just in case you're here to complain to us about statements made by our Agents, please know that your complaints are falling on deaf ears, and we think you're stupid for making them.

Have a nice day.

BessieFest 2025 Merch Still Available!

22" Show-Played Kick Drum Head w/ Custom Art by Jawny P*e, Signed by the band! SILENT AUCTION STYLE: DM us or Agent Eric to place your bid! Minimum Bid: $85, Shipping NOT Included (will be calculated separately).

18x24 Unique Show Posters! $20 Each! Flavor Text (smallest Japanese text) and background Waifus are unique to each poster! Text can be translated using any smart phone with the correct language pack! Flavor text has humorous phrases! Only 25 printed, only 22 remain as of this post! DM Agent Eric to claim yours! Shipping NOT included, will be calculated separately.

Regular Show Posters!
11x17 - $5 + Shipping!
12x18 - $6 + Shipping!

We hope that our friend back home in Pittsburgh, the one and only Weird Paul Petroskey, did not sleep on Hilo, our favorite little town on the Big Island. Don Ho statues are cool, but you haven't really seen Hawai'i until you've been to what can only be described as everyone's home town in paradise...

If you're ever in Hawaii, be sure to get a photo with the Don Ho statue. Just make sure you pose like this

We hired a new Social Media manager. He says he can help us come back stronger than ever if we just let him work his epic meme skills without oversight. Promises that it'll be "the s**t."

What do you think? Edgy? Too far? Let us know. We can always fire the guy and enjoy the free press when he runs to some obscure website that's all about music and farm animals...

The Bengals did.

And in the battle of Teams Who've Recently Stooped Low Enough to Sign Aaron Rogers, the most recent stupid team (whom we're nominally fans of, but not while Di****ad Double Check is taking snaps) won.

The AFC North is a s**tshow, isn't it.

Perfect day for football off the shores of Lake Erie! Who will win the Battle of Ohio today?