Great Lake Effect

My Facebook looms like Grindr, and at avail, tou protected her. How?

Rest in peace Dame Maggie Smith. We love you

Teach me something that isn't complete bu****it. I'm begging you.

I am jail rich

When I look at my mistakes.... I'm not regretful. I'm reminded.

I had a serious experience recently... actually probably a year ago, but significant enough to feel like it was yesterday. I had relapsed and was losing my mind. I know damn sure... I pushed it too hard and I was on deaths door. And death, gave me an ultimatum. " Adam... you have to lose somethng... will it be your ability to write, make people laugh, or dance? I cried.my eyes out begging the sky daddy not to take my ability to dance. I'm already too dark to be commercially funny and my writing is litterally a joke... funny.when you remember why you love dancing...

Sandusky is just Elyria with a few roller coasters...

Call it a fever dream but Robin Williams got me.

Bacon

So.... headed to jail on 31st....am I still afraid I am gay. Yes the f**k I am.

HOW TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH OF ADAM (BY SCRATCH)

Start with one full piping hot cup of Cleveland 1989. Let simmer in crib for one year. From there, then remove from family. Add a pinch of violence, then simmer. THEN... ladle by ladle, stir in chicken s**t obligations set by people who don't spend time with you. Lower heat....then garnish.

bon appetit