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How Do You Deal With N+1 Query Problems? 😂😂😂😂😂

Them: "How do you deal with N+1 queries?"
Me: "I double it and give it to the next person."

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Nothing on GitHub 💀 Because I Mostly Write Code That Makes Money.😂😂😂😂

Some people build portfolios.
Some people build bank accounts.

Click to see which one this developer chose. 😅

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Weird How Nobody's AI Has Gone Rogue And Becomes Profitable😂😂😂😂😂😂

Every sci-fi movie: AI breaks free and destroys humanity.
Reality: AI breaks free and starts a dropshipping business.

Click to see the most underwhelming AI apocalypse prediction. 😅

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🐧 Arch Linux Users With Ext4, No Backups, And Constant Updates. 😂😂😂😂😂

No timeshift. No separate /home partition.
Just pure, unfiltered faith in the Linux gods.

"If he dies, he dies."

Click to see the most chaotic way to run a system. 😅

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