T. Murph Stand Up Clips

Parenting 101😂

Real Parents Sn**ch Doors 🚪 Closed doors used to equal NO DOOR when I was growing up. What about yall 👀

Come see me live on the "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour! Tickets are moving fast—pull up! 🙌🏾

📍 JUN 19-20: Syracuse, NY (JUST ADDED!) 💥
📍 JUN 21: Little Rock, AR
📍 JUN 26-27: Detroit, MI (JUST ADDED!) 💥
📍 JUN 28: Atlanta, GA
📍 JUL 12: Dallas, TX
📍 JUL 19: Cary, NC
📍 JUL 25: Columbus, OH
📍 AUG 2: Huntsville, AL
📍 AUG 29: CHICAGO, IL (MY FIRST THEATER SHOW! 🎭 Hometown pull up!)
📍 AUG 30: Brookfield, WI
📍 SEP 13: Pleasanton, CA
📍 OCT 18: Ontario, CA
📍 OCT 25: Oxnard, CA
📍 NOV 1: Arlington, TX
📍 NOV 13-14: Cleveland, OH
📍 NOV 15: Pittsburgh, PA
📍 NOV 20-21: Chandler, AZ
📍 NOV 22: San Diego, CA
📍 DEC 13: Houston, TX
📍 DEC 18-19: Denver, CO
📍 DEC 20: San Jose, CA

🎟️ GRAB YOUR TICKETS NOW OR SIGN UP FOR EMAIL LIST FOR NEW DATES:
👉 iamtmurph.com (Or hit the LINK IN BIO 🔗)

Man, inflation is ghetto. When did the dollar store become the $5 store? 😩😭

Since everything is expensive anyway, come spend your money on some guaranteed laughs. The "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour is hitting the road. Find your city and grab your tickets:
• 6/19-20: Syracuse, NY
• 6/21: Little Rock, AR
• 6/26-27: Detroit, MI
• 6/28: Atlanta, GA
• 7/12: Dallas, TX
• 7/19: Cary, NC
• 7/25: Columbus, OH
• 8/2: Huntsville, AL
• 8/29: CHICAGO, IL (Hometown Theater Show! 🎭)
• 8/30: Brookfield, WI
• 9/13: Pleasanton, CA
• 10/18: Ontario, CA
• 10/25: Oxnard, CA
• 11/1: Arlington, TX
• 11/13-14: Cleveland, OH
• 11/15: Pittsburgh, PA
• 11/20-21: Chandler, AZ
• 11/22: San Diego, CA
• 12/13: Houston, TX
• 12/18-19: Denver, CO
• 12/20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com and the email list for new dates coming soon (or hit the link in bio 🔗)

At this point call yourself the a couple of dollars store!🤷🏾‍♂️😂

Since everything is expensive anyway, come spend your money on some guaranteed laughs. The "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour is hitting the road. Find your city and grab your tickets:
• 6/19-20: Syracuse, NY
• 6/21: Little Rock, AR
• 6/26-27: Detroit, MI
• 6/28: Atlanta, GA
• 7/12: Dallas, TX
• 7/19: Cary, NC
• 7/25: Columbus, OH
• 8/2: Huntsville, AL
• 8/29: CHICAGO, IL (Hometown Theater Show! 🎭)
• 8/30: Brookfield, WI
• 9/13: Pleasanton, CA
• 10/18: Ontario, CA
• 10/25: Oxnard, CA
• 11/1: Arlington, TX
• 11/13-14: Cleveland, OH
• 11/15: Pittsburgh, PA
• 11/20-21: Chandler, AZ
• 11/22: San Diego, CA
• 12/13: Houston, TX
• 12/18-19: Denver, CO
• 12/20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com and the email list for new dates coming soon (or hit the link in bio 🔗)

I thought the hard part was over! Parent Hood is the worst Hood

Catch me on the "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour. Pulling up all over the country, so find your city and grab some tickets  if you don’t see your city request it on my website iamtmurph.com

• 6/19-20: Syracuse, NY
• 6/21: Little Rock, AR
• 6/26-27: Detroit, MI
• 6/28: Atlanta, GA
• 7/12: Dallas, TX
• 7/19: Cary, NC
• 7/25: Columbus, OH
• 8/2: Huntsville, AL
• 8/29: CHICAGO, IL (Hometown show! 🎭)
• 8/30: Brookfield, WI
• 9/13: Pleasanton, CA
• 10/18: Ontario, CA
• 10/25: Oxnard, CA
• 11/1: Arlington, TX
• 11/13-14: Cleveland, OH
• 11/15: Pittsburgh, PA
• 11/20-21: Chandler, AZ
• 11/22: San Diego, CA
• 12/13: Houston, TX
• 12/18-19: Denver, CO
• 12/20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com (or hit the link in bio 🔗)

Being a Parent is so GHETTO😩😂

Catch me on the "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour. Pulling up all over the country, so find your city and grab some tickets if you don’t see your city request it on my website iamtmurph.com

• 6/19-20: Syracuse, NY
• 6/21: Little Rock, AR
• 6/26-27: Detroit, MI
• 6/28: Atlanta, GA
• 7/12: Dallas, TX
• 7/19: Cary, NC
• 7/25: Columbus, OH
• 8/2: Huntsville, AL
• 8/29: CHICAGO, IL (Hometown show! 🎭)
• 8/30: Brookfield, WI
• 9/13: Pleasanton, CA
• 10/18: Ontario, CA
• 10/25: Oxnard, CA
• 11/1: Arlington, TX
• 11/13-14: Cleveland, OH
• 11/15: Pittsburgh, PA
• 11/20-21: Chandler, AZ
• 11/22: San Diego, CA
• 12/13: Houston, TX
• 12/18-19: Denver, CO
• 12/20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com (or hit the link in bio 🔗)

Man, Chicago weather is a whole different beast 🌪️😭

If the city is still standing, come catch me on the "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour. Pulling up all over the country, so find your city and grab some tickets:

• 6/19-20: Syracuse, NY
• 6/21: Little Rock, AR
• 6/26-27: Detroit, MI
• 6/28: Atlanta, GA
• 7/12: Dallas, TX
• 7/19: Cary, NC
• 7/25: Columbus, OH
• 8/2: Huntsville, AL
• 8/29: CHICAGO, IL (Hometown show! 🎭)
• 8/30: Brookfield, WI
• 9/13: Pleasanton, CA
• 10/18: Ontario, CA
• 10/25: Oxnard, CA
• 11/1: Arlington, TX
• 11/13-14: Cleveland, OH
• 11/15: Pittsburgh, PA
• 11/20-21: Chandler, AZ
• 11/22: San Diego, CA
• 12/13: Houston, TX
• 12/18-19: Denver, CO
• 12/20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ Tickets at iamtmurph.com (or hit the link in bio 🔗)

Chicago, this weather is getting absolutely out of hand! 🌪️😩

If the city is still standing when the storm clears, you need to come see me LIVE on my "Why Am I Raising Adults?" Tour! 🎭
No more cutting corners—the full schedule is locked in, and we are touching down all over the country! Check the dates, find your city, and pull up:

📍 JUNE
JUN 19-20: Syracuse, NY (JUST ADDED!) 💥
JUN 21: Little Rock, AR
JUN 26-27: Detroit, MI (JUST ADDED!) 💥
JUN 28: Atlanta, GA
📍 JULY & AUGUST
JUL 12: Dallas, TX
JUL 19: Cary, NC
JUL 25: Columbus, OH
AUG 2: Huntsville, AL
AUG 29: CHICAGO, IL (MY FIRST THEATER SHOW! 🎭 Hometown pull up!)
AUG 30: Brookfield, WI
📍 SEPTEMBER & OCTOBER
SEP 13: Pleasanton, CA
OCT 18: Ontario, CA
OCT 25: Oxnard, CA
📍 NOVEMBER & DECEMBER
NOV 1: Arlington, TX
NOV 13-14: Cleveland, OH
NOV 15: Pittsburgh, PA
NOV 20-21: Chandler, AZ
NOV 22: San Diego, CA
DEC 13: Houston, TX
DEC 18-19: Denver, CO
DEC 20: San Jose, CA
🎟️ GRAB YOUR TICKETS BEFORE THEY SELL OUT:

👉 Head over to iamtmurph.com or click the link in my bio! 🔗

Group 79 please SAT DOWN somewhere!