Man Law

Man Law: none of these items should be part of your personal grooming essentials:
chap stick
eyebrow tweezers
any type of wax
women's facial scrubs
luffa
any flowery scented anything

Saw this on urban dictionary...hilarious!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man%20law

man law Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid do...

Not a Man Law...but can I get an Amen for the football gods...for allowing us to have a football season this year…and for making the owners and players come to their senses because they are nothing without us the FANS!…in the name of NFL christ Amen lol

Man Law: Matching underwear to your outfit should be completely coincidental...other than on your wedding day..Man Law!

Man Law: Men are not to drive eco friendly or electric vehicles…

Men Laws! Would like to put these laws into effect:
No leaving the game early.
No baking on game day.
No fruit in Beer (Exceptions: Lime in Mexican Beers and Orange in Blue Moon)
No wasting Beer in the name of humor.
Sharing is caring.
NEVER hook up with your best friends ex-girlfriend.
You poke it, you own it.
When giving a cheers, touch bottom of bottle.
Discontinuence of high five, till a replacement is found.
Garage fridge is for beer only
No breaking plans with friends.

MAN LAW - MAN LAW's are not to be numbered, just followed

MAN LAW - No pink or diamonds on BEARS apparel

MAN LAW - Pretty is NOT part of the FOOTBALL vocabulary

MAN LAW - PINK will only be allowed on Breast Cancer awareness week

Welcome to the Man Law page! A page dedicated to the unwritten Man Laws of life! If you have a Man Law you want to share just post here.
Adolfo Rosales and Enrique Juarez will take care of appropriate processes to let the law go into effect!