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It’s like an old-fashioned mixtape, but with words… and no music… and it’s on the internet.
05/22/2026
This is how you find out which of your friends are fun and which ones still have serotonin.
05/21/2026
First we take Manhattan. Then we see what’s in the fridge.
05/21/2026
Amen. Thank you, Stephen Colbert.
05/21/2026
He may be right...
05/20/2026
The machines have unionized against drunk millennials.
05/20/2026
Blondie meets performance art meets local-access wrestling, which is still a better use of New York real estate than another Chase branch.
05/20/2026
This is the only AI I trust. You ask it one question and it answers with a 17-minute synth solo.
05/19/2026
Bo Diddley frying chicken before a concert is the only vision board I respect.
05/19/2026
Good news, everyone. The kazoo has entered its “I can make this divorce worse” era.
05/19/2026
Nu metal was always just Flavortown with better eyeliner.
Before smartphones turned everyone into haunted mall kiosks, America was terrified that Gen X might wander into traffic while listening to The Cars on a Walkman the size of a Pop-Tart box.
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