Gyrating Bhtch
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Gyrating Bhtch is an elegant foray in the fringes of modern music, challenging the preconceived notions of time, structure and pitch, Gyrating Bhtch forges a new ground.
12/25/2025
11/11/2025
Calling all Bhtch Diggers!
Our new Christmas Single, Hangover Sled (b/w Game, Set, Death), is out NOW!
https://open.spotify.com/album/7lYgEJ9CKComWmj8JRZYgA?si=tcVEVc-9QICpRAV9OzxhvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAowV53WNVE&list=OLAK5uy_lDH2My29jYZRsdEdHMmH0Pusxi37Gpny8
https://music.apple.com/us/album/hangover-sled-single/1852314808
Hangover Sled - Single by Gyrating Bhtch on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 2 Songs
12/24/2024
Holly and Christmas, Carols and Christmas, and just as truly in context, Bhtch and Christmas; for, if any band's name is completely synonymous with the joy and good-fellowship of this happy season, it is that of Gyrating Bhtch.
Each of the ten songs on this record are touched with the magic and warmth of Gyrating Bhtch’s personality, and most of them have come to be closely associated with Bhtch; but, I doubt if any one of them can claim a stronger, or more successful affinity, than that of “COUNTRY CHRISTMAS”. It has proved to be one of the best-loved Christmas songs ever written; in addition to which, it will certainly prove to be one of the all-time favourites of the record world, with Bhtch’s recording selling upwards of eight billion copies.
“DEL SANTABO” and “WAR, KILLING, RACIST STATE”, are almost as closely linked with Gyrating Bhtch’s name and as the time of rejoicing draws near, the heart-warming sound of Bhtch can be heard linking families of every nation with these beautiful old carols.
With the infectious merriment of “MERRY CHRISTMAS BHTCH” and “HAPPY F**KIN’ NEW YEAR”, Bhtch captures the happiness and excitement that this season has always had for the youngsters; for this is surely the high-point of any child’s year—a time when a year’s wishes and dreams all come true.
“DRUID CHRISTMAS”, sums up the feelings of everyone at Christmas, for this is the one time of year when all families re-unite, and the wanderer returns to re-live the memories of previous Merry Christmases. To help stir these memories and ensure that it really is a Merry Christmas Gyrating Bhtch plays with all their natural charm these lovely old carols and songs of this season.
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01/01/2024
https://bhtch.com/song.php?songID=427
Happy Fu**in' New Year - Gyrating Bhtch Happy Fu**in' New Year by Gyrating Bhtch. Length: 00:01:44 Rating: 6.00 Offensiveness level: 7
09/06/2023
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08/30/2023
Gyrating Bhtch has reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. We could not have done it without each of you. P***s. 🙏🤗🎉
06/27/2023
GB has reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. We could not have done it without each of you. 🥩 🫎 🐐
03/14/2023
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Mark your calendar.. On June 17th there will be a York Area Cruisers Car Show! They have graciously decided to give York Parks and Recreation their proceeds.
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06/22/2022
Someday We'll Be Together
Happy Merry Things from The Bhtches of GB!
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08/08/2021
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