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Merch drop! We figured some cold weather wear couldn’t hurt so we worked with and landed on this! Pick one up while you can! At our show 1/18 with and would be a great time to do so!

We had a great time on our west and east coast tours these last few months! The cherry on top of a successful year is that we get to start the new year by opening a show in support of ‘s 10 year! With no less! We can’t thank and enough for letting us open for these two absolute monster bands. See y’all in January! We have some new stuff to unveil, stay tuned!
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Little tour dump from our run with we kept it short and sweet just like the run! We have some leftover tour shirts we have a few of every size other than large so hit our dm’s or bandcamp as we will have them up asap! Thank you for booking these shows and manifesting this right into existence. This run was so much fun we can’t wait to do it again!

Go stream our new single “Trace Bitmap Crashed My Car” and buy it on bandcamp for 1 cent per second of music! That’s $1.16, making it the cheapest rate per minute of music you’re ever going to see! You too can own this grindcore length masterpiece. Just call 1-800-shafermitesNOW **this message is approved by the Lord Reverend, Dr. John Shafer whodrivesatrucknotasbigasyourtruckbutstillatruck.

NYC! One night only! Let’s get it! at details are on the flyer!

PHILLY! 💕 We are coming back to YOU! This time with our besties for our, “10 year No Cuzco or Catholics in the Jazz Room Super Weekender of all Weekenders Tour!” Our good friends in , .tactics , and .phl will be gracing with us November 22nd! Can’t wait! Come hang or cry! Cheers 🫶

AYYYYY! 11/21 at with us and the illustrious for a magical evening of math. Joining us the certified homies in and so please don’t miss out on this one and only chance to have your faces melted! Details are on the flyer, DM us with any questions. Bring your calculators, peace!

PHILLY! 💕 We are coming back to YOU! This time with our besties for our, “10 year No Cuzco or Catholics in the Jazz Room Super Weekender of all Weekenders Tour!” Our good friends in and .phl will be gracing with us November 22nd! Can’t wait! Come hang or cry! Cheers 🫶

PORTLAND! We will be seeing you very soon with our friends in , , and hosted by the one and only at $10 21+ and the doors open at 7pm! See you there!