Eddie Pence
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Comedian for hire or something.
That’s why they have dinosaurs on the train.
This year’s Comic Con won’t be the same.
Don’t go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame to see Stars. I mean you see Stars, just not the kind you were expecting to see. You should still take a picture with them though.
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05/29/2026
My boy…..err young man got a whole spread in the North Hollywood High yearbook about his Star Wars collection (Pssst some of it’s mine). What can I say? He makes me proud everyday. He’s a super nerd, he’s captain of the football team, he loves all the dorky s**t I do and on top of all of that he’s the kindest human being I’ve ever met.
05/13/2026
Some people don’t change your life all at once, they just arrive and suddenly life feels better. That’s what you did on May 13th 2009. You showed up (after 28 hours of labor, sorry .pence) and made our life’s better. HAPPY BIRTHDAY . You’re the greatest thing that’s ever happened to us (except for those 28 hours of labor). LOVE YOU BUDDY.
Happy Revenge of the 6th to all who celebrate….and remember not all Jedi are great.
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.
May the 4th be with you… and remember Han Solo is a d!ck.
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