Funky Monkey Ranch
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USDA licensed exotic ranch near Fort Worth, Texas.
Spider monkeys, ruffed lemurs, fennec foxes, bat eared foxes, asian small clawed otters, wildcats, coatis, a sloth and snakes… oh my!
Come with me to feed the sulcata tortoises. New five-year-old rescues that need names! Leave your name suggestions in the comments.
09/27/2026
Can you tell the twins apart?
09/26/2026
ONLY ten spots left for our Pumpkins & Primates on October 11th. Bring the kiddos out to decorate pumpkins and play with some monkeys. It'll be an afternoon they talk about for years to come.
🎃🐒👇
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/pumpkins-primates
09/24/2026
If you purchased a Monkey Boo Gram - we sent out emails tonight with a form for you to fill out. We are working on our schedule for the first of October. We are so excited to get out in the community + surprise BOO those for Halloween. Don't forget to check your emails!
We have a FEW slots left to get on our schedule for Burleson, Mansfield, Crowley + Venus 👻
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/youve-been-bood-send-a-monkey-boo
Summer is officially in the past. Here at the ranch we had so many great memories made. Several successful summer camps for kids, new species joined the ranch family + so many expansions!
Can’t wait to see what fall brings!
09/21/2026
Did you know you can gift the experience of a lifetime? We offer FMR gift cards! With the holidays just around the corner, keep us in mind for providing an experience they will never forget!
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/fmr-gift-card?variant=48898640838726
Take time to make your inner child happy. For me, that’s spending quality time with our spider monkeys. They never cease to amaze me with their agility + personality.
What makes you happy?
09/20/2026
MARK YOUR CALENDARS ✨
We have several big events on the calendar. Don't forget to save the dates. These are our favorite events of the year + will have several surprises planned.
09/19/2026
Our new Halloween 🎃👻 tee design has dropped! Select local pick up or have it shipped.
Who else is ready for fall + trick-or-treating?
Get your tee 👇
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/halloween-tee
09/17/2026
🎃👻 WHO NEEDS TO GET BOO’D THIS HALLOWEEN?
Forget ghosts.
SEND A MONKEY INSTEAD. 🐒😂
Funky Monkey Ranch is introducing YOU’VE BEEN MONKEY BOO’D!
For $45, we’ll make a surprise visit to someone’s home or workplace with one of our monkeys and a Halloween-themed Boo Bag!
Imagine your coworker’s reaction when a monkey suddenly walks through the door. 😳🐒
Or surprising your spouse at work.
Or giving your best friend a Halloween surprise they absolutely weren’t expecting. 😂🎃
You pick the victim. We bring the monkey. 😈🐒
🎃 $45 per Boo
🐒 Approximately 15-minute visit
🎁 Halloween Boo Bag included
📍 Burleson and Mansfield area ONLY
Only a limited number of Boo spots will be available!
👇 Who are YOU going to BOO? 👻
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Burleson, TX
76028
Opening Hours
| Monday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Tuesday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Wednesday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Thursday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Friday | 11am - 6:30pm |
| Saturday | 11am - 6:30pm |
| Sunday | 11am - 6:30pm |