Temu Emu

Just wanna settle down and never have to join the dating pool again, half of yall got herpes, and the other half only date dudes that match their man purse wit their jordans. I hate it here 😤🤏🙄

Idgaf! Cmon baby we gettin some seafood 😏

before you take her on a expensive date just know somebody did less & still cracked

Ayooooo i can monetize now, it took 90 full days. We back baby we back! I know yall miss all the posts about h0es and my donkey diccc 💪😏🤌

God please grant me the strength i need for my day, i feel like s**t and cant even take a sick day until july starts 🙏

If it dont have around 20, its trash. Those are rookie numbers

my kid gon be mad asf when i name him nevalackin alwaysstackin pistolpackin

Why is the inseam so short on dickies pants now 😭 got my buhjunkajunk all down the pantleg 🙄😤

When you gotta finally go back to work for 4 days, after a quiet 3 day weekend 😤🤑

I was looking for submissive and breedable, not community eatable 😤🙄🥴

laid up with sum so strict… don’t hit ‘notify anyway’ tonight 😭

Someone at my new job really threw away their empty bag of blue chew, ive got alotta fu**in questions 🤣🥴🍆