Two Dudes And Podcast

Tokyo is phenomenal — the lights, the food district, the electronics area off the chart, everything spotless. 🗼

And if you can make it through the Tokyo subway, there's nothing in this world you can't handle.

Razor wire around the hotel. Armed guards to walk you across the street for coffee. And signs that say cannibalism is outlawed — which means you have to ask yourself some questions. 😳

The last untouched land on earth, but you do not leave the compound alone.

New Zealand eats in a way we can't imagine — no red dye anywhere, it's basically illegal. 🇳🇿

Went to make a gumbo, asked for pork sausage, and it came out white. Like, white-white. Had to ask if it was really pork.

Ireland: exactly what you think, and nothing like it. 🍺

One warning: When the bartender pours you a tasting, just sip it! DON'T CHUG!

Everyone knows Ibiza for the nightlife that doesn't stop till 4 am. 🌅

But climb a set of old stone steps, walk through an archway, and it opens into cobblestone streets, statues, and art — a completely different world.

Ordered one crab leg thinking "salad."

A cowboy walked out with a leg this long and half a cluster on the end. 🦀

We should've been done right there. We kept eating like du*****es.

"It's the only place I can legitimately tell you I've relaxed on this planet." Hawaii! 🌊

Why Florence might be the smartest place to stay in Italy: an hour to Pisa, 30 min to the Cinque Terre, Chianti country all around, and a train straight to Rome, Venice, and Tuscany. 🇮🇹

If you do one thing in Germany, do Oktoberfest. 🍺

Ten-story chair rides, endless tents, and a party you'll never forget (they've got ambulance carts for a reason). 🍺

Dubai isn't as expensive as you think- and the "mall" has an aquarium, a zoo, and takes three days to walk. 🌆

If you go, don't half-ass it.