Lord the Cat
Rescue cat named for this verse:
Stay awake, for you never know when the Lord is near. Matthew 24:42
11/17/2025
It's been a while, humans who are not my slaves. My human slave discovered what happens when we can see the bottom of the food dish. She's been a good human, though, so we let her live... this time. 😼
11/17/2024
I'm expected to share the sunshine. Fine.
Human slave, Wiggles is MY service dog now! Both of you will serve me! But first, let's let her get comfortable...
I... I uh... I wasn't playing with my tail like a smelly dog... the tip of my tail was itchy... yeah, itchy.
06/24/2024
Ahhhh... that one beam of morning sunshine!
We got to move into the house recently and this is the welcome I got from the little turd dog, Roux. Despite him knowing I'm bigger than him, he still wants to think he's the big man. (I secretly like playing with him though... don't tell anyone.)
08/25/2023
Oh!? Tell me more about how you're "working," human slave...
When the human slave puts toys in paper bags.....destroy the bag and brag about it.
10/28/2022
CATS RULE!!!
and...
Cats drool too...
Rocky is one of my best friends, but man, are dogs dumb sometimes. The human slave has pleased me this morning.
10/06/2022
The human slave is back from her long trip and doing my bidding once again. However, I don't know why she insists on photographing us with these Pokémon things...they don't even smell good. We're NOT amused!
The human slave foster failed my white German shepherd friend, Sanza. The human made this video which tells a little of Sanza's back story and FINALLY convinced me to post it.
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