Coldcock Jones
Serious. Instagram is where I spend most of my days. You may not want to call us a blues band, but we are. Note the number of musicians I've gone through.
Nobody goes through that many bodies but blues and jazz bands.
0. Coldcock Jones is shrouded in fiction as well as fact. Peoria, IL is his origin.
1. We WERE based out of Chicago. Sh*thawks are still there, Coldcock lives in Austin, TX and recently released a solo album (Gospels of Moderation) and is assembling a new live band.
2. We play the blues, among other things. Whatever we want.
5. Our relationship with the audience is strained.
04/24/2026
We’re going on first so you have all night to think about it.
For 26 years, Coldcock has lurked the Earth. Don’t know where he was before that.
Friday, May 1st Liar's Club - Chicago
In the near future, I’m coming. I’m coming to Chicago to conquer or make 25 bucks. Drink some PBR’s and go home. Friday, May 1st. Liars Club - Chicago.
03/12/2026
Because we’re bored and we ain’t got no screens.
03/12/2026
Coming soon again…
09/13/2025
Everything is a GD hassle. This song will be live soon. "3 to 10 Bobcats" by ArsoNick Scum feat. Coldcock Jones.
08/15/2025
Coldcock, Lightnin’ & ArsoNick. 309’s Hottest Source of Deception. You don’t put exclamation marks on a business plan.
03/23/2025
“When it’s time for change, you need to re-arrange.” B. Bunch. By 4/12, my militia and I will be poised to attack from just outside Peoria. Cooperate and almost no one gets hurt.
03/22/2025
https://youtu.be/PJBedZE1o1I?si=WV4Gr_K8aX-TBZJ5
Sensitive language, MF.
Dont MF Me - Coldcock Jones This song is in 4/4 time, I think. Lots of swearing, baseball references and dolphin-monkeys. Enter at your own risk. Stream Don't MF Me on anything.
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02/11/2025