Coldcock Jones

Serious. Instagram is where I spend most of my days. You may not want to call us a blues band, but we are. Note the number of musicians I've gone through.

Nobody goes through that many bodies but blues and jazz bands.

0. Coldcock Jones is shrouded in fiction as well as fact. Peoria, IL is his origin.

1. We WERE based out of Chicago. Sh*thawks are still there, Coldcock lives in Austin, TX and recently released a solo album (Gospels of Moderation) and is assembling a new live band.

2. We play the blues, among other things. Whatever we want.

5. Our relationship with the audience is strained.

04/24/2026

We’re going on first so you have all night to think about it.

04/20/2026

For 26 years, Coldcock has lurked the Earth. Don’t know where he was before that.
Friday, May 1st Liar's Club - Chicago

04/13/2026

In the near future, I’m coming. I’m coming to Chicago to conquer or make 25 bucks. Drink some PBR’s and go home. Friday, May 1st. Liars Club - Chicago.

03/12/2026

Because we’re bored and we ain’t got no screens.

03/12/2026

Coming soon again…

09/13/2025

Everything is a GD hassle. This song will be live soon. "3 to 10 Bobcats" by ArsoNick Scum feat. Coldcock Jones.

08/15/2025

Coldcock, Lightnin’ & ArsoNick. 309’s Hottest Source of Deception. You don’t put exclamation marks on a business plan.

03/23/2025

“When it’s time for change, you need to re-arrange.” B. Bunch. By 4/12, my militia and I will be poised to attack from just outside Peoria. Cooperate and almost no one gets hurt.

03/22/2025

https://youtu.be/PJBedZE1o1I?si=WV4Gr_K8aX-TBZJ5

Sensitive language, MF.

Dont MF Me - Coldcock Jones This song is in 4/4 time, I think. Lots of swearing, baseball references and dolphin-monkeys. Enter at your own risk. Stream Don't MF Me on anything.