Futurewizard

new album!

Hidden Files & Folders, by Futurewizard 24 track album

𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖓𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊? that's like, super me, tbh ngl omw

This one is kinda crazy, so be careful. It was a reject tune I ghostwrote for some weird he**ai thing. I didn't ask too many questions tbh ngl imo

🤫 https://www.ninaprotocol.com/releases/chatghb-bless3d-af

🩱𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙙 𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙡🩱My New 90min Mix of My Original Ambient Music 2000-2025. www.droneflocks.com
Dark, weird, lush, endearing & chlorinated.
🤿 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫: 𝟗𝟎+ 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

The Lazy River - all original ambient mix (ꜰʀᴇᴇ), by Futurewizard track by Futurewizard

More homemade memes for the coolest website on the planet! Here we have Paul Mudd, a Boston tech pl***oy with a (computer) chip on his shoulder, Robert Brownie Jr., Anne Geddes Geddy who doesn't seem to be in a Rush, and King Tootin' Common. 🥸

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4Y4s_X3xU

Watch Episode 1 before the teaser for the best experience. Found Footage from the 1990s featuring history, laughs, and a
little baby Georgie Porgie Washington, who would later become America's first, and most ancient living president of the 90s.

What is Provocative Perspectives?!

Why, it's alternative comedy geared towards Salesforce-Certified pl***oys with bleeding edge cravings for laughs. Put some refried beans in the microwave without a cover while you watch episode 1! Daaaaamn, pl***oy!!!! https://youtube.com/

So, let's clown around like Bozos by watching a teaser for this provocative and incredibly urgent special episode while proximity to the election shrinks like the Moranis family.

Start at episode 1, you will! The lore is as rich as a Christmas Dinner with Yoda and his family. I think Yoda's actually IN the teaser premiere AND episode 2! Frank Oz is a friend of the show!

Times are tough. Right? Hey are you gonna eat that?

Dare greatly, be vulnerable in style with never-before-seen 1990s found footage, re-imagined into an urgent, digestible JSON payload. It's perfect for tucking away in your JNCO, Jordache or Marithé + François Girbaud jeans.

I hate to gossip, and I only use Facebook for unprecedented stuff, but rumors are swarming like full stack gargoyles around a typical tech company campus.

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Not in the teaser, but in the episode:
- Baby George Washington!
- Double Baptisms for Dad & Baby from top festival players from Dave Matthews Tribute Bands and more!
- Secret 90s Raves
- Wicked sack leaks of the latest Terry Gross Deluxe Grinch Fleshlight Prototype!
- Alternative Comedy that is very similar to Full House or Empty Nest
- Jimmy Carter

"I am so tired and I don't know what to do when you go on like this!"

I hear ya!

Let our team change that with "Provocative Perspectives Episode 2 Teaser Trailer Soldier Boy" tonight at midnight NYC M&M time, pl***oy.

This is Wet Pepsi big boy content that will unlock a new beginning for first time viewers who aren't afraid to soar.

Find out why folks in Chicago are sucking on George Washington Quarters (and much more)! Discover that most of the trailer consists of unrelated clips that aren't in the actual episode! I haven't seen it, but I guess Goro is in the episode. I actually haven't seen this teaser either. I was paid on Fiverr to do this.

Please note that I did not create the video, write this post, or watch the teaser. This a fiver promotion gig! My favorite thing about this show is the rewards I collect from simply tricking friends into watching episode 1!

Thanks!
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Single Dads over 27: be sure and check the vid description to earn points towards an upgrade over to Terry Gross's new 2025 Deluxe Grinch Fleshlight Kit before it hits shelves at The Sharper Image.

Provocative Perspectives I enjoy food, friends, and content right here on Youtube. Music is pretty sick too. If you can't find me on Geocities or Alta Vista, try rickypossum @ pm.me. "If you asked me what the coolest thing about playing Ironman is, I'd stop you mid-question and recommend Hellofresh, because it's hard to fin...