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All you need to know about Kampala, the Central Business District, and what's taking place around Uganda

Operating as usual

Photos from Kampala Metro's post 23/09/2021

ShopRite once defined the ambiance at Lugogo and the drama on Black Friday...is now no more! There's a saying in Buganda that goes...ewakula enuume...so keep your eyes peeled

12/09/2021

Even if could stand, would you?

Even if could stand, would you?

28/03/2021

Repost: TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE IN KAMPALA CITY
1. Don't go to downtown if you don’t have to.
2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.
3. If you are walking downtown and you hear someone shouting "size size" don’t turn just move to the side or else a sack of charcoal or maize brand may knock you down from nowhere.
4. When boarding a taxi, check the condition of your window. That’s where your phone/bag might exit from.
5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life. Be woke when around Mulago Hospital or Wandegeya!
6. Chapati will always be 500 regardless of wheat prices.
7. On Nabugabo and Namirembe roads, don't even stop to swallow your saliva, walk mercilessly! If you have hips, use them to pave way for yourself! Elbows are good weapons too in case of anything. If you’re passing by and someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this city!
8. If you feel lost just look for Mapeera House, you will pick your bearing from there. But note that Mapeera House can’t be seen from Owino market as it has no exit. You’ve to walk at least 17kms once you enter that market before you find the exit!
9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don't pick it. Walk away like you’re blind. If someone calls you sister, blood, professor, doctor, Mzee, etc just keep walking even if you’re a doctor!
10. Instead of going to downtown washrooms, just get into Café Javas if you’ve a clean mask, sanitize at the entrance, and use their washrooms. Confidence is key here!
11. During the rainy season, don’t wait in corridors when it’s raining, get in supermarkets and electronic shops on Kampala road and watch news from 85" Samsung Screens. Do some window shopping even if you buy nothing. Be confident. Be smart. Kampala isn’t for the fainthearted!
12. Don't bargain on everything. The trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.
13. Avoid eye contact with hawkers especially in traffic jams. Otherwise you've already signed a purchase contract. If you make eye contact, don’t nod your head in disapproval lest you’ll contract nodding syndrome.
14. When tired under the scorching sun in town or waiting for your driver on the #SafariShareApp, don't go to City Square. Just go to Mapeera House or any bank, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a great rest.
15. Whatever you buy must be packaged in front of you, I mean in front of you. Don’t even blink or be distracted or else you'll find yourself with rotten avocado instead of potatoes or shoes you paid for expensively. Also, never ever buy black shoes at night no matter how good it looks.
16. In case you see any job openings with the phrase "WhatsApp or inbox me…” just know its Aim g...
17. When you hear a shot anywhere close to you, don't run, just duck into the nearest shop... if you run, your people will be told that you were killed by a stray bullet.

18. If you enter a taxi and the window next to you doesn’t close, either it's faulty, assume you’ve no phone till you reach your destination at home… the moment you remove it, it's gone. Never walk in a straight line after withdrawing money, walking out of the ATM, forex bureau, bank, etc even when you have no money. Walk like 2 minutes on the pavement then change direction abruptly. The main aim is to be unpredictable like nothing.
19. Don't talk to those old grannies on the streets. Even thieves grow old.
20. Leave your Christian virtues and fruits of the Holy Spirit at your home doormat. Think like a con and treat everyone like a suspect, otherwise you'll get fixed in this City.
Never ever buy a phone, watch, and electronics from a random person or shop in these streets.
Additionally, never ever buy 2nd hand items, especially phones & electronics regardless of how cheap they are, unless they’re from a trusted friend with an address. Why? You'll wet your pants the moment detectives track and catch you and tell you "We got the body, but where did you throw the head? You wouldn’t just put it around the body. Why did you kill him, you wouldn't just take the phone and money and go?

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Repost: TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE IN KAMPALA CITY
1. Don't go to downtown if you don’t have to.
2. If you move into a new house, use two padlocks no matter how of good quality they are.
3. If you are walking downtown and you hear someone shouting "size size" don’t turn just move to the side or else a sack of charcoal or maize brand may knock you down from nowhere.
4. When boarding a taxi, check the condition of your window. That’s where your phone/bag might exit from.
5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life. Be woke when around Mulago Hospital or Wandegeya!
6. Chapati will always be 500 regardless of wheat prices.
7. On Nabugabo and Namirembe roads, don't even stop to swallow your saliva, walk mercilessly! If you have hips, use them to pave way for yourself! Elbows are good weapons too in case of anything. If you’re passing by and someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this city!
8. If you feel lost just look for Mapeera House, you will pick your bearing from there. But note that Mapeera House can’t be seen from Owino market as it has no exit. You’ve to walk at least 17kms once you enter that market before you find the exit!
9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don't pick it. Walk away like you’re blind. If someone calls you sister, blood, professor, doctor, Mzee, etc just keep walking even if you’re a doctor!
10. Instead of going to downtown washrooms, just get into Café Javas if you’ve a clean mask, sanitize at the entrance, and use their washrooms. Confidence is key here!
11. During the rainy season, don’t wait in corridors when it’s raining, get in supermarkets and electronic shops on Kampala road and watch news from 85" Samsung Screens. Do some window shopping even if you buy nothing. Be confident. Be smart. Kampala isn’t for the fainthearted!
12. Don't bargain on everything. The trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.
13. Avoid eye contact with hawkers especially in traffic jams. Otherwise you've already signed a purchase contract. If you make eye contact, don’t nod your head in disapproval lest you’ll contract nodding syndrome.
14. When tired under the scorching sun in town or waiting for your driver on the #SafariShareApp, don't go to City Square. Just go to Mapeera House or any bank, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a great rest.
15. Whatever you buy must be packaged in front of you, I mean in front of you. Don’t even blink or be distracted or else you'll find yourself with rotten avocado instead of potatoes or shoes you paid for expensively. Also, never ever buy black shoes at night no matter how good it looks.
16. In case you see any job openings with the phrase "WhatsApp or inbox me…” just know its Aim g...
17. When you hear a shot anywhere close to you, don't run, just duck into the nearest shop... if you run, your people will be told that you were killed by a stray bullet.

18. If you enter a taxi and the window next to you doesn’t close, either it's faulty, assume you’ve no phone till you reach your destination at home… the moment you remove it, it's gone. Never walk in a straight line after withdrawing money, walking out of the ATM, forex bureau, bank, etc even when you have no money. Walk like 2 minutes on the pavement then change direction abruptly. The main aim is to be unpredictable like nothing.
19. Don't talk to those old grannies on the streets. Even thieves grow old.
20. Leave your Christian virtues and fruits of the Holy Spirit at your home doormat. Think like a con and treat everyone like a suspect, otherwise you'll get fixed in this City.
Never ever buy a phone, watch, and electronics from a random person or shop in these streets.
Additionally, never ever buy 2nd hand items, especially phones & electronics regardless of how cheap they are, unless they’re from a trusted friend with an address. Why? You'll wet your pants the moment detectives track and catch you and tell you "We got the body, but where did you throw the head? You wouldn’t just put it around the body. Why did you kill him, you wouldn't just take the phone and money and go?

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13/01/2021

Like and share if you are still accessing social media.

Like and share if you are still accessing social media.

11/01/2021

Somewhere at Isimba. Your taxes changing your country.

Somewhere at Isimba. Your taxes changing your country.

07/01/2021

The Isimba bridge: another addition to the Ugandan bridge family. Thank you for paying your taxes people of Uganda.

01/01/2021

Good morning 2021

31/12/2020

If you type pxp in comment section, it converts to #HNY2021

30/12/2020

Are you in the 9 billion or you are waiting on China?

30/12/2020

Kayunga - Kamuli bridge finished and is due for commissioning. Thanks for paying taxes, Ugandans

26/12/2020

Future Kampala road

26/12/2020

1500 year old “Tree of Life” located in South Africa. One of the oldest living things on Earth.

24/12/2020

Current situation on Masaka road.

21/12/2020

Good night people of Kampala

20/12/2020

This is Tz's capital skyline

19/12/2020

Has it come to this?

18/12/2020

Show me such preservation in Kampala.

11/12/2020

Is this your year or you are waiting for 2021?

04/12/2020

Indeed.

03/12/2020

New addition to the fleet. Thanks for paying your taxes.

29/11/2020

Dear Men..

Sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from. 😬😬

You stay for months without buying clothes for yourself all because you want to put food on the table...👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

You stay hungry just so your family can eat and survive.. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

You get dressed and leave the house without direction, but you come back home with money after toiling day and night.. 💁

Some of you have been embarrassed, disgraced and abused because you can't afford to get a decent job and when you bring home peanuts, they throw it right back in your face.. 🗣

I know how you have deprived yourself of basic education just so your children can eat.. 🤗

Most times you are insulted, abused by people you are older than, but you take the insults all because of your wife and kids.. 🤗

Your parents look up to you for survival and they don't even care if you have a job or not, you just have to provide for the family.. 🐾🐾

You pay huge bride prices just to marry the woman you love and you end up taking care of her family, take care of her siblings and even train some of them.. 🤐🤐

How you do all these amazes me and I pray the good lord to bless your hustle.. AMEN!

Stay alive for your mother, your wife and your kids!! , and your loved ones in general.

Dear men, thou art blessed!,...
🙏🙏

28/11/2020

Thanks for paying your taxes.

21/11/2020

What your taxes are doing. Well-done Ugandans

18/11/2020

Kampala looks gloomy. Don't burn down the city

18/11/2020

Kisseka market is lit.

16/11/2020

Flooding in Phillipnes. Kampala look out

15/11/2020

Good morning Kampala

11/11/2020

Greater Kampala Metro area - Entebbe Expressway.

07/11/2020

Reminds me of the Ivory tower at Makerere. What do you think?

07/11/2020

Good morning Kampala hustlers

05/11/2020

Students of these days will never understand the joy of riding in this.

02/11/2020

Know where to take temperature reading using the thermal gun.

28/10/2020

Kampala once again in the spotlight.

25/10/2020

Our tourism city - Fort Portal

23/10/2020

Flyover at the contested Centenary Park.

Kampala Metro, My City Your City

We wake up everyday and head to this beautiful city to either conduct business, or meet up people for new opportunities. Kampala is different, in its own way. It is a place where all cultures converge, and where all sorts of things happen. Kampala is growing into a sizeable Metropolitan City, currently averaging at about 4 million people per day. People commute from as far as Masaka to come to Kampala everyday. Everyone shares their own experiences here; and it’s those experiences that we usually like to share on this page, and to interact with people who love this beautiful city. We want to be a part of its journey to being the best city in Africa. So, we share jokes, beautiful places, what’s happening in Kampala, what’s new, and what brings us together as a city. We even tag each other in posts that are way out of line. We want you to be a part of this cause, by interacting with us on this page, and bringing out what Kampala and Uganda in general stand for. We want to hear your stories from wherever you are; whether you are just visitors in Kampala or planning to stay around or even looking for recommendations in Kampala. Like, comment, and share our posts. Tell us what you want Kampala Metro to be like. We value you. Thank you

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