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What comes into your mind when you see this? Frontnewsonline.com OSK Sport
[10/27/20] Tiktok and the rise of new social network influencers.
Well, its 5Million
frontnewsonline.com Apple has just announced a new flagship phone, an iPhone 12 Pro Max. This new phone has just made news around the world, it has not yet met a considerable reception in Uganda well because this phone we are talking about is a high end one-coming off the shelf when an ordinary Ugandan parts with about...
If you were to take on the bank in court, you had to stake 30% of the money you had deposited in the bank. Is the Uganda Banking Law a betting license?
frontnewsonline.com Ham Kiggundu won the court case with Diamond Trust Bank Uganda Limited and its subsidiary DTB Kenya over siphoning and removal of credit from his account. The money amounting to over Uganda Shillings 120 billion was removed by the bank over the 10-year period. Justice Henry Peter Adonyo ruled that t...
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Well, atleast that is some reason for this security people to shoot, not aiming at t" to-be reverands" like one unfortunate man in Kabale. Anthonie Swift Mbabali Ssekyanzi Anthony
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Member of Pence's staff tests positive for coronavirus
A member of Vice President Mike Pence's staff has tested positive for the coronavirus, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany confirmed Friday.
The announcement came following an hour-long delay to Pence's Friday morning flight to Iowa, when individuals were seen exiting Air Force Two before the plane lifted off of the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews just outside Washington.
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Point of thought. What do you think?
Inside Uganda, I think the way he takes his work seriously, this officer should be in Kenya or a kenyan.
H. E PRESIDENT MUSEVENI. Was He in a Bombadier?
Is this 1980 or am I Lost? Please help me.
This eid in OSK world was unforgettable, what about yours???
Somewhere in Uganda
how many cows do u think a man should take in our home so as to take me to there home????
TEACHER: Mention five things made of steel
STUDENT: A spoon, a fork (thinks, thinks) and three nails
The New Vision headline on Tuesday, Feb 11th reminded me of that Primary School joke.
“20 TOP PASTORS PROBED OVER R**E, MURDER”
That’s catchy alright. Until you delve into the pages and your eyes are accosted with the worst piece of sensational journalism this side of sanity. If you didn’t read the story, I will relay it to you in a simple question and answer format.
SO WHO ARE THE 20 PASTORS BEING PROBED?
Well, Augustine Yiga and (thinks…thinks) 19 other Augustine Yigas.
WHO DID HE MURDER?
Nobody that we know, but he fathered children from several women and refused to take care of them.
THAT’S NOT GOOD. BUT WAS ANYONE MURDERED?
All we know is that Pastors are serial rapists and murderers. The whole damn lot of them.
WE READ THAT POLICE DISCOVERED MASS GRAVES?
Yes, under some of their pulpits.
DID THEY DIG UP THE GRAVES?
We got a tip from a whistleblower in November. We are still probing, probing.
DO WE HAVE ANY MISSING PEOPLE REPORTED?
Ah, not that we know of.
WHAT’S THE CID CASE FILE NUMBER?
Why do you ask such details?
I THOUGHT THAT’S PUBLIC INFORMATION THAT CAN BE PICKED OFF THE COUNTER
We didn’t bother to go that far. But Pastors are murderers. Everyone knows it.
SO WE MIGHT HAVE CRACKED THE PUZZLE OF WHO KILLED CERINA NEBANDA, FELIX KAWEESI, IBRAHIM ABIRIGA, MOHAMMED KIRUMIRA AND ALL THE SHIEKS WHO WERE MURDERED?
Now you are beginning to understand me. It was Pastors. I can’t believe we missed it all along. Pastors!!!
WILL THIS ‘PROBE’ EVER GET OFF NEW VISION PAGES AND BECOME AN ACTUAL POLICE PROBE?
You are missing the point. It doesn’t have to. As long as the public knows that Pastors are murderers and rapists and child molesters, our client will be happy.
WHO IS YOUR CLIENT?
I cannot say.
COULD IT BE THAT WOMAN WHOM JOSEPH KABULETA CALLS JEZEBEL?
THE ONE WHO PRETENDS TO BE BORN AGAIN BUT WHOSE RUTHLESSNESS WHEN DEALING WITH HER ENEMIES WOULD MAKE SATAN CRINGE
(Pause) Why are you asking too many questions, you must be a Pastor?
NEW VISION REPORTER HUNGS UP
How can a newspaper that was once a paragon of accountable and ethical journalism descend into such sleaze and sensationalism?
How is that any different from Kamunye? At least Kamunye provides some erotic value.
Clearly they have prostituted themselves to become a mouthpiece of a certain agenda. That could never happen under the leadership of William Pike. But I suppose nothing is off limits when NRM cadres take charge.
When a publication that once prided itself in being ‘a paper of record’ starts spewing such speculative dross, then you realize that the predicted fall of print media is coming sooner than we thought. The picture below shows a motorcyclist taking newspaper returns back where they belong. With such headlines, the pile can only grow bigger.
I do understand that so many people hate pastors, for diverse reasons. And that's absolutely fine by us. We are all entitled to our emotions. But when that hatred clouds basic judgement and makes otherwise intelligent people suspend their brains then you know they were never intelligent in the first place.
Yesterday was the saddest day in my
life. I was around Park Enkadde when I saw a
young lady seriously complaining
about her stolen phone. So I went
near her to listen to what she was
saying... I was also downloading
something with my phone at that
same time... Immediately she saw my
phone she told the crowd that's her
phone with me. For a moment I
couldn't even open my mouth, I was
so confused. She held me and
The crowd attempted to beat me up.
But luckily a policeman was passing by
and he came to the scene. He asked
what was going on and I explained
with tears all over my face. He sent me
to the police station together with the
woman and I still explained to the
policeman that i was innocent.. So the
policeman asked the woman to call
her phone. She called and a girl
picked and told the woman it was her
daughter. The girl told the woman
that she left her phone at home when
she was leaving to town. I even cried
more and more because I had
already been disgraced.
The policeman told the woman to
settle me with some money. The
woman pulled 5 million shillings out
of her bag and wanted to hand it over
to me but it was just too much for me
so I just opened my eyes, stood up
from my bed and went to urinate.
Don't call me names, I am also
looking for a fool who composed this!
The unending coups in uganda(A President Museveni Case study)
During the Arua by-elections, the issue of Bobi Wine hon Kyagulanyi has been blown out of proportions to the extent of causing him trouble & being framed for treason.
What is never stated is that even without Kyagulanyi NRM camp would have lost. I don't want to dwell on FDC which is proving a spent force because of the hypocrisy of many of its MPs.
When Abiriga was killed, the conduct of youths breaking chairs must have sent signal to any sane politician that NRM would not win the by-election no matter what Museveni did. People were fed up.
The problem with Ugandan rulers is failure to discern growing discontent and turning to armed forces to brutally suppress dissent, & to judicial systems to frame, prosecute & persecute opponents with trumped up charges.
If you can recall, Uganda's problems are rulers who refuse to peacefully leave power till they are forcefully ejected.
Before end of tenure of Obote's Executive Premiership, he used the Army to overthrow the President Kabaka Sir Edward Muteesa, abrogated the constitution, came up with own constitution, turned to political opponents & imprisoned them & turned Uganda into a defacto one party state
On 25 Jan 1972, Idi Amin discerning people's discontent toppled his Commander in Chief & was named Dada ( Father) because of his action, removing a tyrant.
After tightening grip on power, Amin turned Uganda into what became to be known as the State of Blood & pronounced himself Life President. Many dissenters were either imprisoned or killed while others fled into exile & some joined armed groups which included Kikosi Malum, Fronasa, UNRF, etc. Eventually, riding on people's disgruntledness, Amin was deposed on 11 April 1979 by Tanzania People's Defense Forces backed Uganda National Liberation Army & an entire Uganda National Army was driven into exile where many combatants later died in abject suffering.
Lule reigned barely 2 1/2 months & was deposed by his own army UNLA.
Similarly Binaisa was deposed by the Army UNLA when he attempted to cling to power.
10-11 Dec 1980 were voting days. I voted when about 18 years 4 months old. Commonwealth election observers monitored the elections & though entirely rigged, okayed it as free & fair.
When Semogerere declared that though election had been rigged, DP leadership had decided to form parliamentary opposition, Museveni who had vowed to go to the bush if the election was rigged honored his pledge and quit government, started the protracted armed struggle that finally brought him into power on 26 Jan 1986.
Back a bit, President Museveni capitalized on people's discontent with the regime to build his armed struggle power base.
People who sheltered, fed, hid & spied for & fought for him were the ordinary & despised. Many lost their lives because of him.
His armed struggle created un healing scars in many people's lives: orphans, widows, widowers & many who lost their children, relatives & friends, besides loss of wealth & economic collapse. Those old enough remember Panda Garis, Mpawo Atalukaaba buses, Nile Mansions torture to death chambers, NASA, etc.
Till he was deposed by his own army on 25 July 1985, Obote failed to read the tide of people's discontent & labeled NRA fighters 'bandits.'
Even when his Chief of Staff was killed, he became even more hard hearted, intolerant, brutal & discriminative & in course creating more discontent.
Nothing much to say about the Tito Okello Lutwa led Military Junta, a marriage of convenience by different fighting groups, Moses Ali's UNRF, Nkwanga's FEDEMU, Kayiira's Uganda Freedom Movement, etc. This was marked by anarchy worsened by NRA's resolve fight them culminating into the 26 Jan 1986 NRA / NRM start of reign, & pushing an entire army into exile & precipitating insurgences (Holy Spirit Movement, Lords Resistance Army, etc).
Many people breathed sighs of relief that at last, war was over.
At Parliamentary building after taking his first presidential oath, Museveni stated, 'This is not a mere change of guard: it is a fundamental change.'
With promises of a self-sustaining national economy, respect for human dignity, democratic governance, defining Africa's problems as stemming from presidents who don't want to leave power, castigating corruption, electoral frauds, intolerance of oppositions, abuse of power & over dependence on the West or East & polarization between pro-East & Pro-West, he won Ugandans' trust of making Uganda the pride of Africa.
1986 to date make Museveni the longest serving President. His reign outstrips all his predecessors combined. He has had every good will to make Uganda what every right thinking Ugandan wants it to be, in vain. He has disillusioned many of us who once thought him God sent.
He has drowned the youths hopes: licensing slave traders to sell into slavery those desperate for jobs & greener pastures; licensing thieves to open gaming (betting) companies to loot & impoverish Ugandans desperate for riches; cohabiting with conmen & women in the pews who target people desperate for God, Jesus, & his divine interventions in their real life problems, challenges & needs & has let witch witchdoctors con & murder Ugandans desperate for breakthroughs.
Cooperatives that once bolstered the agricultural sector were murdered.
'Investors' invest to kill the economy by setting up factories which import raw materials instead of using available raw materials, hence, promote foreign job creations while murdering our own job market.
Do you remember Masaka Cooperatives Cresp company which used to extract pineapple & other juices from pineapples & other locally grown fruits? What happened that fruits rot in Nakasero, Owino, Kalerwe & other markets? Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, Riham & other beverage producers primarily use water from Uganda & import virtually all other raw materials from abroad, killing the would be forward linkages for the agricultural sector.
It is only during NRM tenure that poultry farmers feed their chicken on sand, soils & other adulterations deliberately mixed in feeds & sold as feeds.
The health sector is broken down while those in power seek medical treatment abroad.
High corruption is the order of the day as millions of Ugandans are languishing in abject poverty & hopelessness. Thieves are protected by the state as if all Ugandans are blind & fools.
I can write on & on. Why should people still trust Museveni & his NRM having failed for 32 years to deliver on promises?
When people like BobiWine Hon Kyagulanyi, Rtd Col Dr Kiiza Besigye, etc emerge, just like Museveni did in the 1980s, they ride on people disillusionments to ignite change. Framing, arresting, persecuting, killing them, dismembering them, etc do not sort disillusionments, only dealing with people's needs & issues makes reform agitators irrelevant. It must be remembered that one man's perceived traitor / terrorist can be another's patriot & hero.
When General Fred Rwigyema was killed during the early days of the RPF invasion of Rwanda, did it stop RPF from over tuning Kigali & taking power? The answer is NO.
Through all the years of his protracted struggles, Museveni himself, his brother Salim Saleh, Kahinda Otafiire, Elly Tumwiine, Jim Muhwezi, name them; had they been caught, they would have all been charged for treason & as the law stipulates, if found guilty & sentenced, hanged. But Uganda would have missed their invaluable services.
It is therefore so sad that 32 years down his reign, power has blinded Museveni & his inner circle so much to forget where he & this country have came from & his promises at Parliament in January 1986 for 'fundamental change' & not a 'mere change of guard'
Think about Mobutu Sesesekou, Muammar Gadaffi, Siad Barre, Saddam Hussein & their greed for power & how that plunged their counties into chaos they are struggling with today.
Something to think about: the fourth Estate should have always reminded HE Museveni not to forget his promises & critically highlighted where things have gone wrong but many members are timid, or compromised & are therefore puppets dancing to regime tones, or totally ignorant themselves of Uganda's long & painful, & heartbreaking journey to where we now are.
Many don't even know the lyrics 'Omwoto nawaka, omwoto nawaka... .
Mwoto gunawaka Kalasa nawaka, mwoto nawaka mwoto nawaka.....'
Friends, Former Singapore Premier Lee J
Kwan Yew said 'To understand the present and anticipate the future, one must know the past, enough to have a sense of the history of a people.'
Therefore Fourth Estate, instead of loose timid time wasting & noncommittal chats posted, post reminding the President, his inner circle & all Ugandans of our past so we don't mess & slip back into the dark & painful past. As you know, history can repeat itself.
Therefore do the needful to awaken Ugandans consciousness.
Former Uganda musician qute Kaye found stealing
#Agelimit: Abiriga reduced to a punching bag at parliament
There was jubilation on social media after it came out that Arua Municipality MP also known as ‘Yellow’ MP Ibrahim Abiriga was reduced to a punching bag by Ayivu County MP Bernard Atiku. http://newz.ug/age-limit-abiriga-reduced-to-a-punching-bag-at-parliament/
1. *Museveni commissions sh120b road*(N.vision).
2.Health Authorities in Kasese District have taken samples of the suspected poisonous cassava that left two people dead and 44 others hospitalised at Bwera Hospital
3. *President Museveni has warned people in Bunyoro sub region against tribalism and environmental degradation
4.Skipping ARVs causing blindness.(N.Vision)
5.Country music star Don Williams dead at 78 after a short illness (NTV)
6.Fight erupts over NSSF trillions.(N.visiong)
7. *MPs call for tougher rules against certain churches* (NTV)
8.Parliament approves appointment of deputy chief justice Owiny Dollo (NTV)
9.President Uhuru Kenyatta vows to prove Supreme Court wrong(The Insider)
10.However, through the radio talk shows, Besigye is going to diffuse what Museveni has been telling the people on the land bill and other issues of National Importance.
11. *Former LC3 C/P of Baseruka Sub-county in Hoima has been arrested over alleged forgery and telling lies to Land Commission*. (NBS)
12.If all goes well, Musiime will join his former colleagues Solomon Sserwanja, Mc Kats, Rukh Shan Namuyimba among others at the Kamwokya based station.
13. *Residents in Mbarara district want President Museveni to retract a statement he made while appearing on a local radio station in which he is quoted to have said that those against the land amendment bill are thieves*. (NBS)
1.Former Uganda Cranes Player Lucha Passes on (ChimpReports)
2.Cranes needed two victories. They still do. A much improved Ghana dispatched Congo Brazzaville, courtesy of some inspired striking from Thomas Partey and Richmond Boakye
3. *Arsenal boss must be delighted that the transfer window closed* without him losing star striker Alexis Sanchez
Milestones in a Flash, National Resistance Movement(NRM)
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