David Bankz

UNSPOKEN RULES FOR REAL MEN:

•NEVER wear a deodorant if you are sweating.

•NEVER laugh about another man's limits.

•you see someone stealing food or baby products YOU SEE NOTHING.

•NEVER talk business with people who are not interested in business.

•when your mother asks you how the food was IT'S ALWAYS A+.

•NEVER say to a woman directly that you love her.

•if you are the last option for a party Don't go YOU WERE NEVER IN THEIR PLANS.

•if they say be on time COME EARLIER.

•if your family gives you a gift NO MATTER THE COST OR VALUE TREAT IT LIKE DIAMOND.

•if you were invited to a boring functions stay until the end IT MEANS SO MUCH.

DEAR FRIEND MY ADVICE
BEWARE OF "ONE DAY" THAT MUST COME TO PASS NO MATTER WHAT...

ONE DAY you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it.

ONE DAY you will wash those best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear them.

ONE DAY your favourite food will be prepared, and you will not be there to eat it anymore.

ONE DAY your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore.

ONE DAY the person who seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you. Even if they do you won't be able to attend to them...

ONE DAY you will be regarded as "a co**se" You will be isolated in a place called a "grave" You will hold your breath and never be able to release it.

ONE DAY you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD).

ONE DAY houseflies/ termites will come your way, and you will be unable to chase them. Your name will be called, but no one will answer.

ONE DAY the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person. Without forces or dragging.

ONE DAY your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD. And a title will be added to your name "The Late"

ONE DAY the Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place. Where your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature/dust.

ONE DAY your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good person to he was a good person...

ONE DAY you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell.

ONE DAY you will not be able to hold or type anything on this phone anymore.

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FACTS U DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 🤔❓🕊️

1) The female brain is 9% smaller than their male counterpart but has an equal number of brain cells as compared to men.

2) Women blink 19 times in a minute whereas men only blink 11 times.

3) Women are better multitaskers than men.

4) Women speak 13,000 more words than men on a daily basis.

5) Women get drunk faster than men because the female body has less water in its tissue. This is the same reason why women sweat lesser than men. Ahh! Finally an explanation.

6) Women can devour a large pizza, Eba, Chicken and fufu, when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when men are around.

7) Women hate to be ignored, especially by their significant others. Even if you are out with your friends or a group, you better be paying attention to your woman, or you may just pay for it when you get home. Also, if you start talking to someone you know, and we have never met them, you better introduce them right away to avoid questions like muaras dak munu😂

8) Women are ever close to 💰 money,is either the money is in the handbag,bra or with the man she's with.

9) Women check out their reflections on any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads, and even their own shadows.

10) It is mandatory for every woman that after taking a bath, she will grab a towel and make a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird ritual is still unknown.

11) Women, no matter what size, are always going to be insecure about something on their body. Even super models will have one thing on their body that they may not like or that they are insecure about, even if they never admit it to anybody.

12) Women tend to ask questions that have no right answer or have no answer at all, and if you do answer they won’t agree, and make you feel guilty.
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