NATO Addif

A cowboy who had just moved from Texas to Wyoming walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He takes them to a table in the back and drinks a sip from each one in turn. When all three are empty, he returns to the bar and orders another round of three.

The bartender says, “You know, a beer goes flat after it’s poured. It'd taste better if you ordered them one at a time.”

The cowboy says, “Well, I’ve got two brothers — one in Arizona and one in Colorado. When we all left home in Texas, we promised we’d always drink this way to remember the old days when we drank together. So I drink one for each of them, and one for myself.”

The bartender nods. “That’s a nice tradition.”

The cowboy becomes a regular, always ordering three beers and drinking them the same way.

But one day, he comes in and orders only two.

The bar goes silent.

After a while, the bartender gently says, “I don’t mean to pry, but… I’m sorry for your loss.”

The cowboy looks confused at first — then breaks into a smile and says:

“Oh no, everyone’s fine. It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist church… and I had to quit drinking.”

He picks up his two beers and adds:

“Hasn’t affected my brothers, though.”

What do you get when you cross God with a horse??

A religious cult (C**t)!!

Well it's Boxing Day. So I did the honourable thing and put my boxing gloves on, but with all the Christmas tucker and the weight of the gloves, I became top heavy and kept falling over. Oh well, I can't say that I didn't try!!

Der! Of course it wouldn’t fit.

Merry Christmas to you all. Stay safe on the beaches, BBQs, footpaths, runways, and roads!

Never a truer word spoken, as I look on knowingly as one 🫣🙋‍♂️🤭

Got to love the English!!

I thought this was a joke, until I realised that it wasn’t. It feels a bit like that mate whose girlfriend only exists on Discord.
“Like, yeah, she’s virtually my girlfriend” 🫣✅

The genius just continues to shine!!

Bad, bad, bad 🫣🫣🫣

“The Bou-Quet Residence…..!”