HonestTruth

My neighbor who doesn't allow his banana to ripen before harvesting..

This season the banana got ripe in my compound😀

Please who should harvest them? Me or my Neighbor?

I done shãr£ møn£y give all my family members...

See as them dey happy,

Tomorrow make nobody ask me who sell family land ooo🥺

If Bøyfriend and Girlfri£nd dey online and them no dey chat..

Abeg which stage be that once again???

Na you know why you no come meeting last Night.
Queen møther share iPhøne 17😀

This is one of the reasons why I don't go swimming.
Just imagine the big sh*t I saw while swimming
Am out of here.

I fa!nted in front of your provision store, you brought water.,.

What happened to milk, malt and bread that I am seeing there?

I don't understand.

My hu*band told me to leave it , that he will fix it when he gets home.

But my stūbørnn£ss did not allow me, I wanted to prove that I can do it myself.

Now see as I done fãll open yãn$h.

My little sister cømplained about her bøyfr!end to me yesterday, and I advised her to leave him.

Today she posted...

"No Døg can separate us"

🙆‍♀️🙊

Yesterday night I was in the møød to do the Do,..

So I showed my hu*band all the green light, yet he pretended like he did not understand.

Then I summon all the courage I have in me and I told him I want to 'Do',
But he turned all my request down, Den!ed me access to my right, and he faced the other side of the wall and slept off.

I did not say anything...

So this morning when I woke up, while he was still sleeping, I went to the k!tchen, pick up the broom and went straight to the room, carried the foam up while he was still on it, he ask what was I doing?

I told him , Day done br3ak , I want to sweep the foam,😁

He slept back again,

This time I raise the foam up very well with his h3avy weight on it, and my daughter helped me out, very supportive daughter of mine.she never d!sappoint.

We pull it to the other side, and I dust the foam with the broom, and i swept the floor angr!ly while he ran out of the room.

Did I do anything wrøng?

My hu*band tiptoed inside the house this morning, after sleeping outside,..

He never knew I was at the back of the door.

I caught him red handed, and asked Why he slept out and where did her sleep?

He said he slept in his friend's place,

So I quickly grabbed my phøne, dialed his friend's number to ask him if my hu*band slept in his place over the night.

To my greatest surprise, his friend said yes my hu*band slept in his place.

As I was about to ask him the next question which was, Is my hu*band still there with you?

My hu*band started cøughing very loud so his friend could hear he was in the house now.

Which kind mãn I marry like this so?

So out of all the time , it is now you chose to cøugh loud🙆‍♀️