Ufia comedy

When you tell Machala that the budget for cement just went up again. 💀 Clean slap to reset the estimates! 🤣 Ufia comedy

"The ultimate Jollof war has moved to the streets! 🍛 Who are you buying from: Chef Davido or Chef Wizkid? And why does it look like Michael Olise is the manager making sure nobody steals the meat? 👀😂" Ufia comedy

"Two different outfits, one thing in common — good vibes only 😎🔥" Ufia comedy

PSG project since 2011. Always building, never finishing! 😭🧱 Even with all the billions, na this site engineer dem manage to hire?
Tag that one friend who still believes PSG will win the Champions League before 2030! 👀👇
Ufia comedy

When Wizkid said "Ojuelegba they know my story," I told him "Come, let me show you Obalende, they know my account balance." 😂 🚶‍♂️
Ufia comedy

Just two Lagos boys discussing how to fix the economy inside Obalende. 🦅💼 Rate our drip from 1-10!
Ufia comedy

"Project Manager: 'How many workers do we have on site?'
Engineer: 'Only 5... but they eat bananas instead of salary!' 🐒🏗️😂"
Alternative:
"Budget too low? No problem. The monkey construction company is ready for work! 🐒🧱🤣" Ufia comedy

Who talk say PSG no fit win Champions League? 😭 We carry the trophy straight to Obalende make the boys confirm am! Wizkid say make everybody clear road! 🏆🚌