Skepsea

Pick your favorite lovable couple or family from Nigeria and explain why you chose them! 🥀🌹🌺💖

P**n stars got y’all thinking s*x gotta drag on past 30 minutes longer like it’s some kinda endurance race! These folks be on drugs, they’re on something wild! Appreciate your man for putting in work and for bringing his A-game, period!

No Hollywood nonsense needed! 😬🔥

Analysts reading this be like: My dude just dropped a two-minute performance banger talk for his squad!

LMAO, 🤣🤣🤣

Yo, lemme hit you with that dope energy, but we’re gonna make it smooth like a New York minute.

First off, What sign is this? 🥴😂

I’ll let a fool think they’re running the show, thinking they’re having their way with me, playing me like a game.

Then one day? Poof… I’ll randomly wake up, ghost them for life, and they’re left wondering’ what hit them. This ain’t that, and I ain’t them trust, I promise them. I’m built different!

Deeone him talk say VeryDarkMan dey manipulate the situation, but imsef carry water pour for face, dey fake tears. Which manipulation pass dis one?

Where’s GehGeh Or Lucky Udu because at this point Nedu needs Nigerians pray for me! OR Nigerias how many of you still remember this guy? 😂😂

𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚. (𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐩) 🤯🚨

As if she didn't know he was married before she got involved with him and got pregnant for him.

Just be patient, aunty hookup. God will see you through. You messed things up for yourself, and now you're reaping the consequences of your actions!

Things your fellow ladies do "chop & clean mouth", enjoy the fun and the money given to you at the moment as much as you wanted.

Then you decide you want to be part of the family as one of the madams of the house, thinking you will win the prize from a man with a happy home and pretending to be innocent.

Whoever gave you this idea must be so wicked and deceitful. If you ask me, He/She clearly didn’t explain to you how Nigeria men think.

According to what you stated, and I quoted: I don't need his money, all I wanted was for him to take responsibility. He said I'm trying to break his family.

Now, let me ask you, Aunty Hookup: How can someone take responsibility without financial support? Are you saying that if he were to be a wheelbarrow pusher, would you still consider sleeping with him, despite traveling from Kenya to Nigeria by flight? Would you even think of calling him out publicly in that scenario?

The worst part is that most people aren't even discussing how you met him in Lagos Nigeria, as you claimed. You said you went to Nigeria for a friend's wedding, but that's just a cover up for your hookup! Who's being fooled?

We know what you do for a living, so who's fooling who? 😂😂🤯

Your greediness and preference for wealthy men led to your current situation. Your friend, whom you visited for the wedding, has abandoned you. If you were a responsible girl, they would have spoken up for you. But we know your true intentions for coming to Nigeria, and your old photos reveal a lot!

And let's not forget, this doesn't mean I'm supporting Cubana Chief Priest. Some of you, with limited critical thinking skills, might criticize me for making this statement, but I'm clarifying my view nonetheless.