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I came outside yesterday night to ease myself 😌, when I saw Mama Nkechi Sneaking into Oga landlord's flat🙆‍♂️ Omo people bad oh , I thought this woman is a Saint 🙄, anyway everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner 😁, After easing myself I went straight to Oga landlord's flat🚶(Make I go observe wetin dey sup 😏) when I got there I discovered that they shut the door 🚪 so I stood there wondering what to do boom 💥 a thought 💭 came to my mind 😁 and I decided to try the back door 🚶, when I got to the backyard Fortunately for me they forgot to lock 🔒 it , so I entered Gently and checked the parlour but I didn't see them there 😏I only saw wine in a glass🍷 on the table so I took the wine and drink it 😋 , Omo man must enjoy 😁, After that I decided to check the room as I got to the door 🚪 I hear mama nkechi screaming 😱 (Harder harder, I love you) So Oga landlord get strength like this 🙆‍♂️ Omo I entered the room and they were shocked to see me 😌, so they started begging me not to tell anyone about what I saw 🙏, shey this people dey whine me ni 🙄, I told them that I will only agree to that if Oga landlord will agree to sign that I won't pay rent for 2 years and we will host a compound prayer meeting 😌, so he agreed to do what I said 😁 , so I left , The next morning He brought me the receipt 🧾 for two years house 🏠 rent , Omo like this now eh this landlord think say I no wise 🙄 I go show am say na me be diala Emmanuel 😌, So that night they called for the compound prayer and i was asked to pray 😁🙏, Omo make I come cast everywhere 😌, so I started the prayer: O lord we thank you for today 😁 forgive us our sins for we are sinners 😓🙏 come and wash us to be whiter than snow 🌨️, Lord I pray 🙏 that you should remove the spirit of cheating from Oga landlord so I won't catch him and mama nkechi doing kelewa in the room again 😌, Omo everybody became surprised and shouted 🙆🏻🙆‍♂️ ehh na so landlady grab mama nkechi 🤣 come see beating 😌, a

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This morning I woke up to go and p*e And as i held my room door k**b it fell ahan I said hope nothing I opened my toilet door the door k**b also fell so I decided to go outside as i held the parlor door k**b it also fell ehh now that I want to p*e hope my **** will not fall😭😭

African parents be like🤷
Mum: I am talking and you are quite
Me:But mum,,,
Mum:Keep quite I am talking and you are talking 🤷🤷🙆🙆
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