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The bible said that I should pray for my enemies and I am going to do that.

To my enemies, may the caterpillar of blessings crush you on your way today.

May the flood of upliftment carry you and your family.

May the thunder and lightning of open doors fire you into pieces.
Amen 🙏

I was in my room when i received an😂😂
urgent cāll that i should go to the market. I quickly rushed to the bathroom
to take my bath. I decided to use shower not to waste my time, I noticed that my shower cap wasn't there because I recently applied Gel in my hair, so i began looking for it but i didnt see it.🤒🤒🤒🤒
So i used my boxers as a shower cap. After bathing i
wore my clothes n went out.
When i entered the bus everybody turned away and was laughing. I was wondering
whether i was looking handsome 🙅🙅🙅
On getting the market, i greeted my customer and she started laughing. 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I joined her and then asked why she was laughing.
She asked me the kind of cap i wore. It was when i used my phone to look at my head. I found out that it was my boxers. 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Then I smiled back at her and replied
"that's the cap reigning now cālled GUCCI"🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
She dīed with laughter 😂😂😂

A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pīg that got you prēgnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house.
Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's mīscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said my son,if there is miscārr!age ,you will slęep with her again😁😁😀😂😂😂

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My Neighbor Wey Nearly Fight Because of NEPA Light

Last night e shock me!

You know that kind moment wey NEPA go take light for only your compound, but you go still hear your neighbor TV dey shout, “Big Brother, Big Brother!”?

I say, “Wait o… why light dey their side and we no come get light?”

Before I fit talk finish, my neighbor, Baba Femi, don carry ladder. He say, “Make I climb check whether dem disconnect my line.”
I beg am, “Oga calm down, maybe na transformer issue.”

Next thing, baba don hook wire like say him dey do practical for Physics class 😭

Five minutes later, light come back. But guess wetin happen?
Only his house no gree on! Baba begin shout, “Jesus! Dem don use my meter do exchange!”

The whole street gather. One woman talk say, “Na because you no dey pay NEPA bill!” Another shout, “Carry am go report for Ikeja Electric!”

Na so gist start for junction like village meeting. Everybody dey drop advice wey no get head or tail.

At the end, na small boy for the street wey sabi electrician plug the neutral wire back. Light shine again 🔥

The way Baba Femi shout “Up NEPA!” e be like say dem just announce new minimum wage 😂

Moral of the story?
No dey rush climb ladder for night because of small darkness — sometimes your light just need small connection!

If this story make you laugh small, abeg drop a “😂😂😂” for comment make algorithm see say you get sense of humor!

Tag that your neighbor wey dey always shout “UP NEPA” first before light even reach him side 😅
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THE POT OF LOVE

In the old kingdom of Umudike, tales were told of a young prince—Obinna, the most charming man in all the lands. His smile could melt anger, and his voice carried like a flute on a quiet river. Every maiden, from far and near, dreamt of winning his heart.

But one morning, news spread like the scent of roasted yam—the prince would soon choose a bride. And so, the maidens of Umudike gathered under the great Iroko tree, where the wise woman, Mama Ifeoma, announced a strange contest.

“Whoever can prepare the meal of love in the Pot of Love,” she said, “shall win the prince’s heart.”

Every girl gasped. The pot of love was no ordinary pot—it was believed to reveal the true ingredients of the heart that stirred it.

That night, the maidens hurried to their huts. Some gathered perfumes and spices; others mixed herbs and powders said to “charm” men. They whispered secrets, traded charms, and painted their faces till their reflections smiled back like goddesses.

But one girl, Adanna, did not rush. She sat quietly by her mother’s old stool, thinking. Her mother had always told her:

“My daughter, love is not cooked with tricks. It is served with truth.”

The next day, the contest began. One by one, the maidens came with their fancy baskets. The first girl, Onyinye, poured perfume into the pot; the second, Chika, added gold dust; the third, Amara, whispered charms over her ingredients.

When Adanna’s turn came, she brought only palm oil, salt, onions, and pepper.

The crowd laughed.
“Is that all?” one mocked.
She smiled gently. “Mama Ifeoma said meal of love, not magic of love.”

As she stirred, she added a whisper—not of spells, but of kindness. “Let this pot know honesty, patience, and peace.”

Then something happened.
The pot began to glow, softly and warmly. The scent that filled the air wasn’t of perfume or gold, but of home. Even the birds grew silent.

When the prince tasted her meal, he closed his eyes.
“It reminds me of my mother,” he said softly. “It tastes like truth.”

He turned to Adanna and smiled. “Others cooked with their hands. You cooked with your heart.”

And that day, Adanna became not just the prince’s bride—but the kingdom’s lesson

Moral:
The Pot of Love is not made of clay or iron. It’s you.

The ingredients are not found in the market but in the heart —
👉 Character
👉 Honesty
👉 Good morals
👉 Beauty comes last.

Because when the charm fades, only character will keep the heart you won.
If you were to stir your own Pot of Love today, what would you put inside it?

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