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Now she’s asking me for to refill her gas, and I’m seriously considering sending her #100 monthly until it completes 🥱😔 just to test how patient she is when it comes to money too.

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u tightly just whisper in her ear 👂u will
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A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to U.S.A. 🇺🇸He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.😌 After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted

Teacher Brought Back To Life By School Child's Lunch Meal 😁

A man only identified as teacher Mbewe from Luanshya yesterday collapsed his head first after standing for two hours teaching primary 3 pupils.

According to reports, Baba Mbewe teaches at a school where him and other teachers are given less than 20k at the end of the month. He finds it very difficult to sustain himself. Sometimes he only pays rent and begins to wait for death to come.

Yesterday, whilst teaching a primary 3 class, he collapsed and fell head first. After numerous shouts by the learners, teachers rushed into the class and lifted him out for fresh air.

He was not responding to stimuli. His heart was beating but the rest of the body remained numb. One of the female teachers got a drink and forced it into his mouth. His gullet opened and slowly the bottle was already halfway gone.

This alerted the other teachers, hunger does not go well with talking, they quickly rushed into his class and got a lunch box from a child and tried to feed him.

Slowly he was coming back to life and managed to sit, in seconds he was able to speak. It was clear he was hungry.

Teachers deserved better welfare.

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