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AFTER BREAKUP 🤔😂

INTERVIEWER: What will you say about your ex?

AMERICAN GIRLS 🇺🇸:

Oh, he was such an amazing person 🥹❤️
We had something beautiful… we laughed, we loved, we grew together.

Sometimes life just happens, you know? 🤷🏽‍♀️
I still wish him the best, and I hope he’s doing great wherever he is.

We’re not together anymore, but the memories? Priceless 💫

NIGERIAN GIRLS 🇳🇬:

Wait… WHICH ex?? 😒😂
Ohhh that one??
That confused human being?? That one dat as only tw0 b0x£rs and one polo🤦🏽‍♀️...
See eh, if I start to talk, this interview will not end today!

Sometimes I just dey ask myself…
“Girl, were you okay when you dated him??” 😭
The guy no get s£nse at all...the werey no jus get common sense, he's ån ab@don project! 🚶🏽‍♀️

Everything na “baby I’ll change” — change wetin?? U go soon get money?? 😩
After everything I did… my data, my time, my emotions 😭💔
Even my last ₦500 entered his “urgent 2k” story 😒

Now see me shining ✨ and he’s somewhere explaining himself to another girl 😂

Abeg make nobody mention his name near me o!
I don upgrade… I no dey date stress again

“I was in a group of 10 people…
5 guys and 4 girls 😍😜

Everything was going well, we were just vibing and laughing…

Then someone suggested we should add one more girl to make it balanced 😏

I was even happy… thinking they’ll bring another fine girl join us 😂

Next thing I heard was…

‘Let’s remove one person first’ 😐

Before I could even understand what was going on…

They removed me 💔😭😂

Till today, I still don’t know what I did wrong 😭😂”

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